I Am Napoleon Dynamite

I like big boots.
I do whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
I sadly lack the appropriate comeback.
I make up outrageous stories. Especially about my loser summer vacation.
I’m pretty good with a bo staff. Wait, I’m not.
I have mad drawing skills.
I had a girlfriend but she didn’t live in town ya know right?
High school? Worst day of my life!
Liger = cool (“jackalope”:http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-tales/jackalope.html = cooler, “basselope”:http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/spa/Compression/dc/img/basselope.html = coolest)
The defect in this post is… bleach.
Mmmm tots.
I got left behind at the dance.
I tried to jump my BMX bike. Crash!
Aqua is always a good fashion choice!
Bargain bin at Ross = fun!
I am invulnerable to many common flirting techniques
Girls are scary
I am an expert at being the third wheel
Grandma is waaaaay more fun than I am.
Annoying mouth noises.
Always hanging out with Mexicans.
I just wish I could dance like that!








Comments (10)

  1. 5:16 am, September 13, 2004Your Mexican Amiga  / Reply

    so cute!
    PS there’s a girl in my class who love Harry Pooter more than you do…she went to a HP convention in Florida!!!

  2. 10:19 am, September 13, 2004Wade  / Reply

    You mistake the ability to read the latest Harry Potter in a day and a half for an inordinate love of the series. It’s a fun escape, but I’m not dressing up for quidditch!

  3. 1:47 pm, September 13, 2004mango chili pop  / Reply

    oh i’m sure you guys would love to chat about HP–plus we have to set her up with one of your B-school friends!

  4. 3:56 pm, September 13, 2004Wade  / Reply

    Is she latina? If so, my one friend would like to meet her…

  5. 3:25 am, September 14, 2004MisChef  / Reply

    in anticipation of reading your next entry,
    I keep seeing the first line over and over.
    Why, WHY do I keep waiting for it to change to
    “I like big BOOTS and I cannot lie…..”

  6. 3:37 am, September 14, 2004T  / Reply

    I LOVE Napoleon…. favorite scene is that of Napoloen calling Kip to come take him home.. I LOVE chapstick too! Oh and as a non-HP fan… I think ya’ll be crazy!

  7. 6:23 am, September 14, 2004mango  / Reply

    HP lover is not Latina, sorry–she’s a JAP.

  8. 1:59 pm, September 14, 2004Wade  / Reply

    Is she busty? ‘Cause I can sell well-endowed girls…

  9. 2:10 am, September 15, 2004mango  / Reply

    yes…she’s reading this blog now, so we better be nice! she’s 27 and a PhD! she’s funny too!

  10. 4:01 am, September 15, 2004Wade  / Reply

    Yay! My audience has increased by 1 — nearly 25%! :-p

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