I like big boots.
I do whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
I sadly lack the appropriate comeback.
I make up outrageous stories. Especially about my loser summer vacation.
I’m pretty good with a bo staff. Wait, I’m not.
I have mad drawing skills.
I had a girlfriend but she didn’t live in town ya know right?
High school? Worst day of my life!
Liger = cool (“jackalope”:http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-tales/jackalope.html = cooler, “basselope”:http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/spa/Compression/dc/img/basselope.html = coolest)
The defect in this post is… bleach.
I got left behind at the dance.
I tried to jump my BMX bike. Crash!
Aqua is always a good fashion choice!
Bargain bin at Ross = fun!
I am invulnerable to many common flirting techniques
Girls are scary
I am an expert at being the third wheel
Grandma is waaaaay more fun than I am.
Annoying mouth noises.
Always hanging out with Mexicans.
I just wish I could dance like that!