I Am A Rock Star

I am a rock star.
I can make any project rock.
I bring the atmosphere of rocking with me.
The projects I work on rock because I am there.
The teams I work with rock because I am on them.
In fact, often the teams I work with rock beacuse I lead them actively. And they dig it too.
My rockin’ motion turns around projects that are stuck.
The way in which I rock brings focus to the scattered ideas of the dysfunctional teams.
Unlike Lyndon Johnson, I _can_ turn chicken shit into chicken salad.
I am a rock star.
I can take this situation and turn a cacophony into a Top 40 hit.
I can use my tools and my skills and my smarts to make others rock too.
This project will now rock, from this moment forward.
We will all be rock stars.
I am a rock star.
I will be a rock star.








Comments (8)

  1. 6:25 pm, January 28, 2006Vance  / Reply

    What, are you changing careers again? Rob Halford is back with Priest, so that cuts off one obvious route for you…

  2. 3:08 am, January 29, 2006harlykwin714  / Reply

    you *are* a rockstar!!
    i like rockstars.
    actually i like boys with guitars and boys who play piano.
    nice pipe pic btw <img src='http://juniorbird.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif&#039; alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />

  3. 3:35 am, January 29, 2006juniorbird  / Reply

    Actually, I was hoping to fill in the open “bass position in Kix” <a href="http://:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kix_%28band%29.:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kix_%28band%29.<br />
    Actually, I need to write a blog entry on the trauma of my piano lessons.

  4. 11:49 am, January 29, 2006ChefJoAnna  / Reply

    dude, put down the bong.
    Alternate comment:
    If this project’s rockin’ don’t come a knockin’

  5. 12:19 pm, January 29, 2006harlykwin714  / Reply

    i was never very good at my piano lessons. i wanted so much to be good.
    hurts to this day.

  6. 12:49 pm, January 30, 2006Auros  / Reply

    Do you rock… heavily?

  7. 3:18 pm, January 30, 2006juniorbird  / Reply

    Dude, you’re so not allowed to use the same comic in more than one comment.
    Although I most certainly do “rock heavily” <a href="http://:http://members.fortunecity.com/motleyone/band1132.jpg.” target=”_blank”>:http://members.fortunecity.com/motleyone/band1132.jpg.

  8. 11:57 am, February 5, 2006Auros  / Reply

    You expect me to remember to whom I’ve recommended any particular bit of silliness?

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