Can you believe that both Britney and her sister have managed to have unplanned kids? Can you believe that Brit’s mom was going to write “a book on how to raise a celeb family”:http://www.amazon.com/Pop-Culture-Mom-Family-Tabloid/dp/1595551565/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198096511&sr=8-1?
Also, in less important front-page news, someone shot and killed my neighbor and friend Rick in the back behind a strip club the other night. RIP Rick. I’ve a lot more to say than that but I think I’ll leave it there.
Richard Winkelman 1957(?)-day before yesterday.
(If this is the only thing that gets me posting here these days, I need to blog more often!)
fn1. Way to bury the lede, asshole! – ed.
fn2. He was always surprisingly picky about being referred to officially as Richard, for a man who everyone knew as Rick.