Dear Wade, Thanks for Keeping All That Fast-Food Sauce

Thanks so much for keeping those two containers stuffed full of sauces you took home from fast food places. I really needed a Hot sauce from Taco Bell to go with my new “Fresco Menu Taco”:ttp://www.tacobell.com/fresco/, and our forethought ensured I had just such a sauce.
Still, it was a little worrying that said Hot sauce was in a packet featuring a design that had been discontinued years ago.[1] Perhaps we’ve been keeping these packets too long? Especially the ketchup, which I haven’t been able to eat since, like, 2001?
!/images/fastfoodsauce/muchsauce.jpg!
In fact, there’s some argument that, since I’m allergic to most all this sauce,[2] I really shouldn’t bother to take up room with it. I mean, I have good soy sauce and salsa and whatnot!
!/images/fastfoodsauce/closeup.jpg!
So, thanks for keeping those two containers of sauces. But it’s time to find a new hobby. Maybe philately?
fn1. It tasted fine.
fn2. Including, sadly, Taco Bell’s Fire sauce








Comments (4)

  1. 4:11 am, January 11, 2008Vivian  / Reply

    You’re hilarious

  2. 7:02 am, January 11, 2008juniorbird  / Reply

    Yes, yes I am. Thank goodness I have this blog to show it off!

  3. 11:04 am, January 11, 2008milla  / Reply

    i once kept an ocean spray jug of cranberry juice for two years without drinking it. finally i decided to toss it and when i unscrewed the cap to pour out the liquid i was hit with the nastiest ammonia-type smell that nearly made me barf. do not try that at home.

  4. 1:10 pm, January 11, 2008juniorbird  / Reply

    Now that’s disappointing, I would’ve hoped it would ferment and produce a delicious brew.
    Still, as you say, not an experiment I need to try at home.

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