One of the many fun jobs do here at Runstrong is that of Admin Guy. One of my tasks is to work with Paychex to handle payroll. I love me Paychex’s phone tree! They have the greatest phone tree voice guy. I like to think of him as Vito, the Mafia Hit Man Phone Tree Guy. Their greeting goes something like this: “Tank you for calling Paychex. If ya know da numba of da person you’se tryin to reach, you may dial it now. For payroll, press 1. For New Accounts, press 2. To speak wit a represendadiv, press da star key.”
Maybe it’s just me, but it makes my day. 310.338.7960.