Published Jul 5, 2004

Why must everything take a few extra steps in Windows? Why must everything be hidden behind thre menu options or only accessable with a right-click? Why can’t things just be put nicely, cleanly, in one place? Why must everything important be controlled by an eensy-weensy icon in the bottom left of my screen? Why, why, why?

Yes, I’m talking to you, print server that requires me to change every single networking option on my computer to set you up. And you, shitty wireless router from Dell, you don’t help at all, dropping the signal all the time, requiring a hard reset. Why, my four-year-old Apple Airport gave me a stronger signal.

This is just a bitch for today. Tomorrow: useful tips.