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I Hereby Propose

That all us lefties henceforth refer to Republicans as “Franquistas”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Franco. You know, as in, “those Franquistas in the GOP,” or “my Franquist opponent.”
Now, for those of you not familiar with mid-20th century Spanish history, Generalissimo Francisco Franco and his supporters, the Franquists (note the c-to-q shift there), took over Spain in the late ’30s and ran the state as a socially-conservative, politically Fascist state until Franco’s death in 1975. Now, who were the Franquists? They were:
* Rural
* Socially conservative
* Openly, and reactionarily, religious
* Not just religiously evangelical but evangelists of the idea of a greater Spain than then existed (by “greater”, I mean “more super-duper”, not “larger”), a Spain which could be a beacon for the world
* Attached to the old economic way rather than the new, disruptive industries
* Demagogic
* Prepared to do anything to “save” their country from a vicious external threat (Communism, then)
* Happy to limit civil rights to achieve their ends
* Focus on order and stability
* Intolerance towards minority groups
* A leader who is self-parodying
I think the paralells are clear. Granted, we’ll just make our super-duper special party (well, I can’t call it Grand Old, can I?) look even more like it’s run by eggheads, but I don’t think anyone seriously doubts that now, do they?
(Incidentally, it’s worth noting that, after getting the liberals to surrender, ending the Spanish Civil War, the Franquists then went and executed probably upwards of 25,000 of them).















Junior’s Man-Crush

Junior has a new best friend, a new person whom he seems to love more than all others. When I “had to leave town”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/002623.php recently, Rick — who used to own parrots — took care of Junior. Ever since, Junior has been madly in love. Junior sits in his cage staring out the window, waiting for Rick to walk past, to his bike or garage; then, when Rick’s out there, Junior starts talking sweetly and then yelling “hello!” to his new friend outside the window. Yes, Junior’s head over heels. Fortunately, Rick seems to like him back.
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Junior’s new friendship comes with some bonuses:
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I hope that my bird end up having some time for me!















VersaMail Sucks (and How to Uninstall it)

Like many people who got a Treo, I was at least somewhat excited that I could sync my e-mail with Outlook using the built-in VersaMail program. While I’m far too cheap to pay for the unlimited data transmission plan that would allow me to send and receive mail over the cell network, I definitely wanted to sync mail I wanted to keep around for reference with my Treo. Unfortunately, VersaMail failed miserably, sucked completely, and, virus-like, was virturally impossible to disable or uninstall.
VersaMail must truly be one of the worst-engineered programs I’ve encountered, as the task I set for it was entirely trivial. I wanted to sync my inbox — which, since I’m an “inbox zero”:http://www.43folders.com/izero/ kind of guy, typically contains between 0 and 12 items, with a total of 2-4 attachments — as well as my outbox, and a folder in which I dropped a few key reference e-mails, say, 8, with 2 attachments. Yet, about a third of the time, VersaMail would stall during synchronization.
Now, when you sync a Treo (or any other Palm handheld), everything gets synced serially, one program after the next. VersaMail was somewhere in the middle there in syncing, so, if the sync stalled, data wouldn’t be exchanged between my laptop and my Treo. Then I’d get out away from my laptop and want to make a note or look something up and it wouldn’t be there — or have to refer to my Treo when I was sitting in front of my laptop. OK, there was no data loss, but VersaMail’s suckiness definitely inconvenienced me, and I definitely was afraid that a stall would eventually destroy data (if you’re a fan of my “moblog”:http://juniorbird.com/foto/archives.html, it hasn’t been updated because my Treo’s sync regularly failed before it got my photos off my phone).
So, frustrated, I decided to switch to another program. But VersaMail was unwilling to get out of my Treo. First, disabling sync in VersaMail didn’t stick; the next time I synced my Treo, VersaMail, virus-like, inserted itself back into the pipeline (and, conveniently enough, stalled three times in a row, including with a completely empty inbox). Even when I clicked the magic box to make VersaMail not try to sync, it still launched and threw up a splash screen saying it was doing nothing. Since I didn’t know what made VersaMail stall, I couldn’t trust this outcome. But, again like a virus, VersaMail was not kind enough to insert itself into Windows’ Add/Remove Programs Control Panel or to provide its own uninstaller.
Finally, frustrated, I dug into my computer’s innards to figure out what made this thing sync so that I could manually uninstall it. Turns out that all the sync conduits sit in Program FilesPalmOne; they’re just .dlls. I poked around and finally ended up taking out a file called VMConduit.dll, and then the sync disappeared. Who knows what invisible processes associated with VersaMail still sit around — forum posts on several sites suggest that VersaMail’s files take up 500k on my handheld and, of course, there’s no built-in way to remoe these files, or the program, even though I’ve dumped VersaMail for good.
Oh, and I decided to switch to the delightfully simple and quick-syncing “MailFolders+”:http://www.handango.com/PlatformProductDetail.jsp?siteId=1&osId=652&platformId=1&productId=146240.















Incipient Dissatisfaction

For the past two years, I’ve jealously guarded my weekends — guarded them from people and other similar time sucks that expect my interactive attention. And it was great. One, maybe two nights a week I’d have enough free time that I could spend it on me. You know, watch Cops, read a book, ogle attractive women, things like that, and never a second wheel to distract me from my entirely non-interactive me time.
Just now, at this exact moment, I’ve realized that graduating makes all that change. I have me time as often as several times a day now and it’s not so super-wonderful to be sitting alone on the couch on a Friday night.
So let this serve as a warning to my friends: I might actually want to interact with you in some way. Even leave the apartment. It’s radical, I know, but it may be about time. I may be about to become…. social!















Oh Yeah, LA has a River

I like taking photos. In fact, I like taking photos enough that I’m going to try to make it a part of my life — I’m going to go out shooting regularly. Hopefully this will result in me getting, you know, actually good at it. In the interim, you’ll get to see me traverse that space between “you admit to taking that?” and “hmm, might use that as my desktop background!” My first shot was with my friend “Vance”:http://vmac.smugmug.com/ in the scenic and verdant LA River.
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I’ve got “more photos on Smugmug”:http://juniorbird.smugmug.com/gallery/1493916.
See “Vance’s photos too”:http://vmac.smugmug.com/gallery/1370029/1/71426013 — the first 7 are from our afternoon outing.















My Precioussss

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(That’s the outline of my head, for scale.)
I love whiteboards. I can feel myself getting smarter already; there’s nothing like freely writing out your thoughts to get them an order. (Although mine doesn’t have “ridiculously adorable messages written on it by my sweetie”:http://millatimes.com/milla/2006_03_01_archive.htm#114264356950593625.)
And this is only step 1 in getting everything in order for my new life as a serial entrepreneur!















Hospital Visit

The ex-WG’s grandfather had a medical crisis last week; fortunately he’s doing well now, but he’s been in the hospital for a bit and is still recovering. I went down to San Diego to visit her family and provide support. It was a tough time for everyone involved but it was also good to be around people I care about and like.
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Fortunately, it wasn’t all solemnity:
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“See more on my Smugmug site”:http://juniorbird.smugmug.com/share/OWMpJjPXS6sFo/.















At Last, You’re Free From My American Inventor Recaps

… at least until next season. I’ve “recapped the season finale”:http://wadearmstrong.com/archives/entrepreneurship/american_inventor_finale_recap.php and finally get a bit of a rant out of it.















Oh Yeah, The Big News…

So did I mention that I graduated on Friday? I’m officially an MBA. I think the description for what I’m feeling now is “bittersweet, elated terror.” I definitely feel as if I’ve accomplished something incredible, but, gosh, the pressure to now accomplish something even more incredible is that much greater.
Marshall really was incredible. My brain is chock-full of new and useful concepts and ways of thinking — I can rattle on about “NPV”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NPV, scenario development, backup behaviors, “target costing”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_costing, “cramdown”:http://vcexperts.com/vce/library/encyclopedia/glossary_view.asp?glossary_id=124, the “five forces”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_forces, and so on in myriad topics that will all bore you into a deep slumber. If you’re unlucky, you might get me talking about risk mitigation in real estate investment, or what exactly is wrong with that ad we just saw, or about the astronomical “beta”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_coefficient of the condo market, or even — and this is embarassing to admit — why “Webvan’s astronomical burn rate”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webvan may not have been such a bad idea after all. I’ve got a ridiculously “long list of projects”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webvan that could make me millions, or something. It’s really difficult to overestimate how much my thinking has changed in the last two years (hopefully this change is for the better!).
I had an incredible time; it really was two years of summer camp. Well, summer camp getting my ass kicked stylee. I will miss the vast majority of the people I’ve met and worked with at school, and even miss complaining about the small majority I’ll be glad to be done with. Most of all I’ll miss being in an environment of ideas scattered willy-nilly all over the place; I could always count on sitting down for lunch and running into at least one non-disastrous business idea a week. Bet I won’t get that hanging out at Starbuck’s!
While there are big plans on deck for me, I’ve got a regular old summer vacation ahead. That means regular old things like figuring out how to have lunch now that I won’t be sitting at “Popovich Cafe”:http://www.usc.edu/about/visit/upc/places_to_eat/index.html, like learning how to live without my fancy-shmancy school Exchange e-mail system, and like actually having to figure out what to do tonight and tomorrow night and this weekend ad infinitum, because there’s no more homework and deadlines telling me what to do. Do you realize I got two e-mails from people today? Two? I must have been completely forgotten by the world, because who gets just two e-mails?
I’ll tell you the answer to that: regular old people on vacation. I’ve got no fires to put out, except for that darned health insurance that expires in a week. And it’s funny, this time last year I was prepared to tell real live “Tyco”:http://tyco.com/ execs that they should divest a lot of their companies, but I’m vacillating on the health insurance purchase. Do I want the high-deductible insurance that, if something awful happens, will pay for almost all of it? Or should I get the moderate-deductible insurance that gives me a small co-pay for preventative care but can hoover my wallet for $7500 if I get Bird Flu or something. Ah, the dilemmas of adulthood.
For now it’s adulthood vs. the powerful alliance of sleeping in and Tivo. It’s been two years, and frankly I want to have the time to watch stupid things that add to my life in no substantive way whatsoever. Two years is a lot of missed episodes of Cops, a lot of “no time to go out this weekend”, and a lot of five- and six-hours-of-sleep nights. I slept until 9:30 this morning, and I woke up with no fires in my inbox or on my to-do list. And I bet tomorrow will be just the same. Whatever will I do then?
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New on WadeArmstrong.com: American Inventor Second-to-Last Episode Recap

I’ll admit it, I’m getting a little sick of writing a recap every week. I might not choose to continue this in the future. But, I have faithfully written “this week’s recap”:http://wadearmstrong.com/archives/entrepreneurship/american_inventor_episode_12_recap.php and I look forward to the coming culminating episode. I hope that, after all these recaps, you do too!