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New on WadeArmstrong.com: Never Give 100%

The New Year always brings new resolutions, and, armed with these resolutions, my friends — and probably yours — are working hard, getting projects done. Of course, having a project means one thing, as sure as death and taxes: being behind schedule. And a bunch of my friends are already behind schedule and stressed out about their new resolutions. That’s what happens when people plan their projects as if a person can give 100% at all times.















Pan’s Labyrinth

Last night, I saw “Pan’s Labyrinth”:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457430/ with a friend. If you’ve caught the “trailer”:http://www.moviecentre.net/upcomingmovies/trailer/movie_id_1369.htm, you may have gotten the impression that this movie is some sort of a magical story of another world. That is slightly correct, but in a very European, Terry Gilliam kind of way. Much of the story takes place in the real world, is violent (exceedingly, at times), and dark; the fantastical world is revealed only in a few short scenes. They promise “a journey that will make you believe,” but half the point is — can you believe? Is it really true?
This is not to say that _Pan’s Labyrinth_ is a bad movie. Far from it — it’s visually compelling, if busy, very well-acted, and engaging. But, at least for US audiences, director Guillermo del Toro’s[1] work is packaged as a charming adult fairy tale, appropriate, despite its R rating, for the mature 10- or 12-year-old. It’s not. There are shootings, stabbings, and a very graphic scene in which a man’s cheek is slit open. The violence is not inappropriate, but it is all part of an exceedingly depressing atmosphere, filled with people who are hard-edged and casually dismissive of others.
The story is simple on its surface, but more complex at its depths. A girl and her mother travel from Madrid to the rural north of Spain in 1944. The mother has married, and is carrying the child of, an army Captian stationed in an old hacienda there, sweeping the area with his cavalry patrols to hunt down insurgent forces left over from the Civil War.[1] The girl is a city girl and loves reading her fairy tales, and hates the country — just as much as her new stepfather despises her and even her mother. Outside the hacienda, there’s an ancient labyrinth. In this labyrinth, the girl meets fairies and a faun, who tells her that she is the reincarnation of an ancient princess of the underworld. As the princess, she can re-enter the underworld and claim her throne if she completes three tasks before the full moon. The movie tracks her progress on the tasks at the same time that it shows the oppressive context of the civil conflict.
The fantasy world is visually rich but light in content. Far from the complex story of a _Lord of the Rings_, _Pan’s Labyrinth_ gives us interesting but hollow vignettes. Even the underworld, of which our heroine is, theoretically, the Princess, is barely seen — in fact, virtually every shot of said underworld is in the trailer. There’s a great, eyeless monster who eats babies, from whom she must steal a knife; why this monster, why this knife?
Whys are more obvious in the real world. There’s no need to define the mythology of the Spanish Civil War; everything is based on reality. Del Toro does a great job establishing most of the major characters, and we can understand why the Captain is hard and violent, why Carmen, the chief servant, is a spy, why the doctor has certain sympathies, even why our heroine’s mother has married the Captain — or at least we can if we understand the political context of the movie. It’s a little black-and-white, with all the Nationalists evil, all the Republicans caring and righteous… but then, by and large, history sees the Nationalists as bad, bad people. The real world has the strongest story and characters in _Pan’s Labyrinth_.
When things in the real world come to a climax, it effects the events of the underworld in an unexpected but realistic and compelling way, and the last ten minutes minutes of the movie are perhaps its best. There we see the hope and promise of the underworld — the hope and promise of fantasy in a time of evil — the archetypes of the real world in violent conflict, a conflict about whose conclusion we care deeply, and the big question: is the fantasy real, or is it just a dream?
Both in the real and fantasy worlds, Del Toro is obsessed with the sounds made by uniforms. The Faun clicks as he moves, bugs and fairies clack and buzz as they fly, and, most of all, the leather on the Nationalists’ uniforms creaks with every movement. It’s as if the had lav mikes hooked up to every belt, holster, boot, and bandolier. The overall sound is not unpleasant, but it is decidedly unexpected.
In the end, whatever its weaknesses, _Pan’s Labyrinth_ is executed at such a high level that it’s impossible to dislike. Acting is very strong, the dialogue is filled with special details, the visuals are exacting and, sometimes, gorgeous, and, most of all, we all care about what’s going on. The movie even ends well; not all of the loose ends are tied up, but the ones that need to be are, and the open ones just add to the feeling of fantasy.
h3. A Few Notes on Subtitles and Translation
Translation is important to any foreign movie, of course; in this case, my Spanish is good enough that I could follow the conversation and read the subtitles, noting the difference. I don’t know who did the translation for this movie, although it’s possible that Del Toro, who wrote and directed it, did — his English is good enough. That doesn’t explain why a movie whose name, in Spanish, is “The Faun’s Labyrinth,” and which has no character named Pan, is titled “Pan’s Labyrinth” in English.[3] There are issues with the subtitles, too. While they’re always accurate, they don’t show the careful word choice or poetic constructions that pervade the script. In addition, when speaking, the Faun uses thee/thou constructions in Spanish, but the subtitles use “you”. I suspect this causes a difference in the overall atmosphere. Still, there’s no such thing as a perfect translation, and the subtitles in _Pan’s Labyrinth_ are just fine.
fn1. No relation to Benecio.
fn2. The Spanish Civil War lasted from 1936-1939 and pitted the legitimate government of Spain — called Republicans — initially Social Democratic and later taken over by the Communists, against the Fascist forces of the Army — called Nationalists — led by Gen. Francisco Franco. The Nazis and Italian Fascists supported the Nationalists, while the Soviets supported the Republicans. After victory became impossible for the Republicans in 1939, they surrendered, in order to minimize the killing; the Fascists responded by massacring tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of individual Republicans in the subsequent ten years. An insurgency carried on for most of that time, but the insurgents were either killed or fled to France.
fn3. Pan’s Labyrinth, however, sounds better.















New Year’s Resolutions

It’s an annual tradition, at this point, to make my New Year’s resolutions public and review how I did on the previous year (see: “2004″:http://juniorbird.com/archive/000353.html, “2005″:http://juniorbird.com/archive/001004.html, “2006″:http://juniorbird.com/archive/002166.html). I’m all for tradition, so here goes the resolutions for 2007.
h3. Last Year’s Resolutions Reviewed
# Travel travel travel
_["Boy did I":http://juniorbird.com/archive/002715.html]!_
# Learn a new language (or actually make my Portuguese useful)
_I learned a bit of Thai.[1] Now I’m learning a bit of Ruby. It’s a start, but it’s not great._
# Start swimming
_Started, swam well, then lost it after I graduated. Still, a good effort._
# Start a second, tightly-focused, well-edited blog to complement this amorphous, occasionally well-written, occasionally abysmally-written site
_See ["WadeArmstrong.com":http://wadearmstrong.com]_
# Lose 7 lbs
_Actually, lost 25!_
# Try to find a new martial arts studio, so I can get back into that hobby
_Nope._
# NaNoWriMo
_Decided to start a company instead. Unfortunately, time is a zero-sum thing so there was no free time for a novel. I’m sure I have at least one in me, though, so I’d like to try again later._
# Do something with the restaurant club, or some other collective eating project
_Nope._
# Network!
_Did ok, actually! At least kept in touch with most of the people I knew, and have added a half-dozen other good, solid contacts._
That’s not bad — made at least some progress on 6 out of 9, and totally nailed 4.
h3. This Year’s Resolutions
Can I do it again this year? Well, here are the challenges I’m giving myself:
# Find a networking group to go to, like I used to go to “Ryze”:http://ryze.org events
# Join a local “Toastmasters”:http://toastmasters.org/ club
# Keep up with people I met in school
# Join a martial arts studio, probably either Jiu Jitsu[2], Aikido, or Krav Maga[3]
# Say “no” more often
# Keep my plants alive
# Get into a habit of regularly reading and outlining business books.
# Start keeping my finances in some kind of program again — I ditched Quicken two and a half years ago, as it was corrupting my accounts all the time, but I think it’s time to start keeping records again.
Seems like my list of resolutions gets shorter every year! I think the appropriate marketing spin for that is “I’m getting better at prioritizing.”
fn1. Pom put thai dai nit noy krop
fn2. If I can find one that teaches Jiu Jitsu as a martial art, rather than as a sport
fn3. If I can figure out a way to make it through the first level cattle-call course quick, and progress on to a more interesting class















Dear Dick Clark,

Thanks for hosting another year’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve last night. I really appreciate you coming out and announcing the events of the evening, with the help of Ryan Seacrest, of course. And I really appreciate all of the execs who convinced you to come on TV again, despite the fact that your stroke gave you a massive speech impediment. And I’d like to thank you for that speech impediment, because imitating it was definitely a great way to get laughs from a very drunk crowd.
Of course, it was really nice to see you on screen, just where I expected you — counting down to the New Year. You’ve been doing that since before I was born and I’ll admit that I kind of dreaded seeing the inevitable replacement for you[1] trying to fill your shoes. Then I heard you speak. Now, who let you out sounding like that? Your smooth baritone, so in control, so above the fray, so enthusiastic — it was gone. Replaced, as it were, by a more cosmopolitan Rocky Balboa.
Sure, you were a lot better than last year, but it was like watching Andre Agassi with no forehand — you can beat me any day, but you probably shouldn’t be out there against the Pete Samprases of this world. Couldn’t you, you know, stick to exhibition matches? Stand next to the Seacrest-bot and do just the countdown?
And which of your advisors and family members thought this was a good idea anyway? It’s not like you need the money. Why should you get out there, tire yourself out, and perform below your own expectations? I mean, apart from in order to give us a chance to mock your new mumble. Like I said, you pointed me toward the laughs.
I’ll admit I’m worried about you, Dick. Are you sure that stroke didn’t really hurt you? I mean, Seacrest? Seriously? It says great that you’re progressive enough to hire somebody with that lifestyle,[2] but couldn’t you pick someone with talent? Or body hair? Don’t you have an agent who’s supposed to look out for those who are trying to exploit you?[3]
After all this time, what you really deserve, Dickie my boy, is to put up your feet and watch the ball drop from home, with a nice glass of Champagne[4] in your hand. That’s much better than being the mealy-mouthed punch line for my jokes, however much I need the other people at my party to believe that I’m funny. Oh, won’t somebody please believe that I’m funny?[5]
Best,
Wade
fn1. Fergie?!
fn2. Specifically, that of an alien sent from across the galaxy to suck out our eyes and open the way for the invasion of the “Brain Slugs”:http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/Encyc-85-Brain_Slugs/
fn3. Again, Brain Slugs
fn4. Or, perhaps, “wassail”:http://www.catholicculture.org/lit/recipes/view.cfm?id=923
fn5. Not after reading this! — Editor















Business Projections for 2007

It’s a new year, which means it’s time to engage in the annual hobby of prognostication. What will be the big trends in business for 2007? As an entrepreneur, I’m most interested in trends that are immediately actionable, so, for instance, I’m not going to discuss changes that I think will be major but which won’t bear fruit for another two or three years.1 I’m also influenced by what I just saw people talking about in business school, so up-and-coming trends that make it into the ivory tower will be strongly represented below.