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Can ABC Compete With Tivo By Making a Worse Product?

Bloggers like “Marc Andreessen”:http://blog.pmarca.com/2008/02/abc-thinks-your.html, “John Gruber”:http://daringfireball.net/linked/2008/february#mon-25-tivo, and “TechDirt”:http://techdirt.com/articles/20080224/231143340.shtml have heaped scorn upon “ABC’s decidedly feature-retro on-demand service”:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/25/business/media/25abc.html?_r=1&ex=1361682000&en=23079907c62f6977&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&oref=slogin. With ads you can’t skip, ABC’s offering gets rid of what everybody seems to agree is the most wonderful feature of the DVR. Is ABC stupid or brilliant? I’m almost tempted to argue the former — this could be a clever business move.















Meal of the Month: Fricassee

This Meal of the Month is quickly becoming a method-of-cooking of the month; but what’s more appealing than a general approach that works well? And, in the winter, what could be better than a delicious stew? The fricassee is a traditional French dish, the more haute cuisine version featuring chicken in a white sauce, but the farmhouse version can include vegetables and a roux-based dark or light sauce. I’m a fan of the dark sauce, with delicious flavor, although I’ll admit I like to steal the fine dining use of vermouth to flavor the sauce.
Step one is to cut the chicken (I like boneless, skinless breasts for this application) into those vaguely-sized chunks that cookbooks call “serving pieces” — say, three pieces to a breast. Dust these with a bit of flour. You’ve got some cooking ahead, so pour a nice white wine while you’re there.
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First, the chicken. For this dish, your weapon of choice is the Dutch Oven. Mine, inherited from my parents, is almost 10 years older than me; if your parents have one that’s sitting around unused, borrow it as well. A Le Creuset piece will long outlast you.[1]
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Heat oil — not olive, but your oil of choice with a higher smoke point — or, for a splurge, butter in your dutch oven. The more you brown your chicken, the darker and fuller-flavored your sauce will be. I like to get the chicken pretty dark![2] (If necessary, pour more wine to fortify you for the chopping.)
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Back to the chopping: well, you can pick whatever vegetables you like. While this is French food, there’s no need for a mirepoix here. In the winter, I like to start with mushrooms, and go from there. The French equivalent of the ubiquitous Anglo-Saxon potato is the onion, so why not throw in some there?
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If you want to go full farmhouse and enjoy a brown sauce, tomatoes go great — chop your own, or use canned crushed.
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Add the vegetables to the dutch oven, and a, um, bunch[3] of dry vermouth. Need more sauce? Chicken broth is your friend here. Stir together and deglaze anything that’s sticking to the bottom of the dutch oven; stir again from time to time to prevent burning. The roux you’ve made from the flour dusted on the chicken will thicken the sauce, so cook until the you’ve got a nice, thick gravy around the chicken and veggies.
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It’s a delicious rainy[4] winter dish; and, with a lighter sauce, perhaps a medium-dry white wine in the sauce, and summer vegetables, a fricassee can be good for a warm evening as well.[5] Whatever the time of year, your house will smell great after you’re done cooking!
fn1. This presents a fascinating marketing challenge!
fn2. Browned is good; black and carbonized is bad.
fn3. That’s an exact measurement!
fn4. Or cold!
fn5. Try throwing in some fresh thyme as you finish cooking!















Making Room in the Fridge

In the very back of my house, above the closet in my office, I have a rather deep shelf with a narrow sliding door. Over the years, I’ve managed to fill this shelf with one forgotten thing after another; naturally, the stuff that I wanted to keep all ended up sitting on the floor or in other temporary locations. But, with a 3-day weekend under my belt, I actually cleaned out the shelf. Oh, the crap that I threw away. But some of it: not so bad. Like, for instance, this:
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That’s the camera I had in _high school_, the “Canon EOS Rebel S”:http://photonotes.org/manuals/eos-rebel-s-ii/, a very early entry-level EOS body. It was actually tucked away in a very old camera bag, hidden beneath a old and exceedingly mediocre digital camera that I had inherited back in ’99 and whose breathtaking lack of features and poor resolution contributed materially to my decision to give up photography as a hobby.[1]
In today’s market, the Rebel S body is almost stunning for how simple it is — in fact, I think it has about the smallest number of doo-dads that you can put in an SLR and have any advantage over a point-and-shoot. There’s no drive selection[2], only the one metering mode,[3] no multi-point autofocus selection (it only focuses on vertical lines! how quaint!) — just full-manual, aperture priority, shutter priority, and full-auto. Oh, sure, there are programmed modes, but who uses those? I guess they were an innovative idea when the camera came out, even if those same modes do now exist on every entry-level point-and-shoot.
The non-simple thing about the camera is figuring out if it works. With a digital camera, you take it out, see if it turns on, if not, put in a new battery, take a photo, and it works or not. With a film camera — well, I’ll tell you if it works when I get the film developed. But it did need a new battery. Still, it’s a good sign that everything worked once I put said battery in.
By a stunning coincidence — and totally without any planning[4] — this body is actually compatible with the same lenses I have for my digital SLR, an EOS Rebel XTi. Which means I now have a film body! Which perhaps means that I can take all that film I bought for my sadly-stolen Minolta system out of the butter shelf in my fridge, shoot it, and put my butter back where it belongs.
And that’s how you, too, can clean out your fridge by cleaning out your back shelf.
fn1. In all fairness, I must give plenty of credit to “Sheila Pinkel”:http://www.art.pomona.edu/studioart/faculty/pinkel.html for this as well.
fn2. That is, how many frames the camera shoots every time you click the button.
fn3. What method the camera uses to figure out how bright the photo you’re trying to take is, and therefore what the exposure it suggests to you should be — does the camera measure only the item you’re focusing on? Some subset of items that appear to be highlights? Take an average of the whole scene? On my DSLR, I can choose.
fn4. Technically there may have been a bit of reverse planning. I got used to the Canon interface on my EOS Rebel in high school and a bit in college. The later Minolta bodies I used were an easy switch for me because (from what I have read), back in the late ’60s, Minolta ripped off Canon’s interface; while the two have diverged since then, the philosophy remains the same. So, it’s much easier for me to go back and forth between Minoltas and Canons than it is for me to use totally unfamiliar Nikons and Canons.















In Which I Suggest That the Death of Hundreds of Thousands Might Not Be So Bad After All

Election season is nigh; candidates are dropping right and left. Central to this year’s campaign is Iraq. How soon do we get out? “Obama”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20070701faessay86401/barack-obama/renewing-american-leadership.html and “Clinton”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20071101faessay86601/hillary-rodham-clinton/security-and-opportunity-for-the-twenty-first-century.html say “real soon now”,[1] while “McCain”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20071101faessay86602/john-mccain/an-enduring-peace-built-on-freedom.html suggests we’re in it for the long haul and “Huckabee”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20080101faessay87112/michael-d-huckabee/america-s-priorities-in-the-war-on-terror.html punts, saying he’ll stay in there as long as the military wants but not a second longer. The two parties offer an interesting and inadvertent dichotomy, because no party puts the needs of the Iraqis first.[2] This results in a campaign in which the Republicans want to sacrifice American lives to save Iraqis, and Democrats want to let Iraqis die to save Americans. To say this is an unexpected reversal of roles is an understatement. And, although I’m deeply uncomfortable with the concept, I do support a policy that has Iraqis dying so Americans don’t. In fact, I think we should get on with the Iraqis dying as soon as possible.
Let’s not minimize the basic problem: once American troops come home, the Iraqis will get to killing each other at a very high rate.[3] They did so “after the British left during the 1930s, at the beginning of decolonization”:http://www.betnahrain.org/bbs/index.pl/noframes/read/898. We’ve also seen “high rates of killing following withdrawal, within countries in which insurgencies have driven out Western powers”:http://ehistory.osu.edu/osu/origins/print.cfm?articleid=5 in the last 50 years. The rate of killing appears to be more or less directly related to the lack of preparation for withdrawal. Countries such as Mozambique, East Timor, Indonesia, and South Vietnam stand testament to this — for instance, the precipitate withdrawal of Portuguese forces from Mozambique led directly to a twenty-year civil war in which about a million Mozambicans died. “Lacking any coherent plan or doctrine for such a withdrawal, we’re playing with fire”:http://stinet.dtic.mil/oai/oai?verb=getRecord&metadataPrefix=html&identifier=ADA283406.
Of course, people are dying now, and, so long as we stay in Iraq, Iraqis will continue dying — as will Americans. Since we can’t estimate how much it would change the casualty rate if we stay in, and we can’t estimate how long it would take for all the deaths to stop if we leave, then it’s hard to choose what causes the least “present value of death.” But it’s probably a large number of deaths straight away, a smaller number ongoing over a decade or more if we withdraw versus a smaller number over 2-3 decades including American deaths, if we stay in as per McCain.
Thus, on the surface, it appears unethical to even consider withdrawing from Iraq. But, as Obama points out, there’s more to it. Iraq is but one theater in the war against whatever it is we’re fighting a war against right now.[4] Another key theater is Afghanistan — and, make no mistake, “we’re losing badly in Afghanistan”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20070101faessay86105-p0/barnett-r-rubin/saving-afghanistan.html. Obama is correct to highlight the need for a focus on that country, and he’s echoed by Clinton and McCain. Perhaps it is more ethical to try to win in one theater, accepting defeat at great cost in the other, than to give in to defeat in both.
In a cold, realist sense, there may be a positive side to the internecine strife that would overtake Iraq after we left. Many al Quaeda-aligned insurgents would stay in Iraq, to work to build an Islamic state. Iran would inevitably gain influence there as well, and perhaps this would scare Saudi Arabia into deciding that America was the lesser of two evils and withdrawing its generous financial support for radical anti-American Islam. The conflict in Iraq would last a while — “because it’s not based on ‘Islamofascism’ but instead on less-changeable attributes”:http://www.foreignaffairs.org/20060301faessay85201/stephen-biddle/seeing-baghdad-thinking-saigon.html, thus perhaps bankrupting the already teetering Islamic Republic in Iran. All this, with few American casualties — not a bad deal.
The McCain alternative, expanding the military and investing heavily in development in both Iraq and Afghanistan, might bring results — but let’s face it, we’ll never spend enough money to make it work. Could a Republican president really raise taxes and institute a draft? No, even with the best of intentions this strategy would be half-implemented, and we’d lose in both theaters. Despite the hairshirt punish-ourselves-for-having-gotten-in appeal, this is a losing strategy in the larger war, and that’s excessive punishment for the eight years of overarching stupidity that got us in this position to start with.
So, we must get out. And we have two fine choices to do that — Sens. Clinton and Obama. Lately, Obama’s been getting the press, building new domestic coalitions and speaking in profoundly inspiring ways. He seems more Presidential than Hillary Clinton, not least because he comes off as such a good man. Won’t that good man ultimately choose to not abandon Iraqi children to decades of violence? How can he not, given the change of which he speaks?
But Bill Clinton’s administration did just that to Somalia. He pulled our forces out of that country, doomed it to civil war[5] for decades, and did the right thing because how were we going to solve their problems?[6] So I tend to believe that Hillary could actually pull the trigger, as it were, creating some new-century analog to the last chopper leaving the roof of the embassy in Saigon, getting us out of this quagmire and starting us on the path to victory in the depressingly-named “Long War.”[7] And that’s why I support her. But I like Obama, and if you could convince me that he really is cold and calculating enough to turn his back on the poor Iraqis, I’d vote for him. He just strikes me as a man too good for the age.
fn1. Obama, in fact, suggests bringing the troops home before the election. I can’t tell if this is stupid or optimistic or making fun of the current administration.
fn2. I guess that might not be in their job description.
fn3. It’s not like there’s anyone else to keep them from turning to fratricide, now that “Herdis Sigurgrimsdottir is gone”:http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?searchterm=deserter+storm&x=0&y=0&search_title=Search+Results
fn4. It’s clearly not “Islamofascism” unless you are prepared to change the definition of Fascism to “any authoritarian government we don’t like.” According to most Muslims, it’s not particularly Islamic at all. It may be the violent side of underdevelopment, or perhaps an inefficiency in global markets that has coincidentally left a ridiculous amount of money in the hands of a fairly small number of total nutcases. At any rate, while Global Communism was a good enemy for a Cold War, since it was specific and identifiable, we’ve failed to focus on an enemy in this “Long War.” This is a key mistake since you can’t win unless you have an enemy to beat. We should consider defining our enemy, and perhaps even developing a strategy against them.
fn5. To the extent that a geographic area that doesn’t qualify as a country in any way except that other countries don’t actively claim its territory can have a civil war.
fn6. As much as I’d like to think we could, we couldn’t.
fn7. We can’t provide any information at all about our strategy or goals, because the enemy might use that against us, but it is safe to tell the enemy that we don’t plan to beat him quickly? How is that clever?















Scene 2

(“Previously”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/003625.html)
The grid of white Quonset huts and geodetic domes receded into a brown that matched Elon’s coveralls as the Lieutenant piloted his shuttle up – straight up – from the settlement; the lakes were last to go, slipping away as the planet turned and the shuttle lined up in front of the dark blue Corvette orbiting above. He sat in a reclined seat in a half-clear bubble suspended above the empty cylindrical hold, pushed a series of buttons, watched one after the next turn amber, then green; matched velocity, matched altitude, backed slowly into a short protruding cylinder on the front of the boxy orbiting ship. The green light that came from below showed a tight seal, and he climbed down, ducked his head through the hatch, and, three doors later, was in his ship.
Down the dark hall – no lights, and painted in the same blue as the exterior – and ducking through an airtight hatch, he was in his cabin. A buff-colored quarter-circle of a planet filled his window; the dull light outlined his body against the dark blue bulkhead. Under his bunk was a small table; against the wall opposite, a fold-down padded seat; and on the table, a screen showed nothing but a dim green list of ships’ names, dates in, dates out. The seat fastened down with a click and a slow stab at a button brought up a manifest, but no change in the slightly downturned lips. Another stab brought a high twitter from the console.
“Mister Gustavis.”
“Yes sir, Lieutenant.”
“This freight schedule, you’ve run it through the fleet computer.”
“No, sir. They wouldn’t give me time on it. But I think there’s no solution. You know, with so many small ships, regulations say hold them for convoy.”
“The fleet computer was waiting on the Home Squadron, as usual.”
“Yes, sir. But you know, back at Garrison, in training, they used to have us work out escort schedules for the traffic around Carrilon. I worked out a schedule on our computer using some shortcuts I learned; the elevator can easily handle the traffic if we have two runs a day and hold most traffic on the ground until we’re ready to go.”
“And then, Mr. Gustavis, half the time, our planets are undefended.”
“Yes, sir. But the transports can’t stand up to a heavy fighter, much less a Corvette like us.”
“And at Garrison, you modeled against the Imperial & Royal fleet, or maybe the Alliance fleet.”
“Yes sir. And non-human targets sir, although of course that’s just speculative.”
“It’s good training, but it’s fleet training. And we’re not in the fleet. No pirate’s blowing up the hyperspace elevator. The smugglers rely on that just as much as the traders. We’re probably one of five hyperspace-capable ships in the whole system, Mr. Gustavis. Don’t underestimate that.”
“Yes, sir. Five hyperspace-capable Confederation ships, sir.”
“And if you see those Imperial & Royal ships, you call me, Mr. Gustavis. We have LL 928 and LL 949 in this system; they seem to have left their miners on LL 929-A alone since before I came here. After Owen’s World, I’m as paranoid as the next guy, but this system is solidly blue on my map.”
“Yes, sir. So no convoying?”
“If I could get the traders out here to convoy, I would. But that’s why thery’re out here, not back on Carrilon or flying around Apus or Pavo. We work within what they’ll let us do. And we never, ever, leave the ore dumps unsupervised.”
“Yes, sir. But shouldn’t we be in geosynchronous orbit then? To keep a watch over the ore dumps?”
“And let the Imperial & Royal heavy fighters sneak up around the back of the planet? Not if you’re sure they’re here!”
“Yes, sir.”
“And tell the Prefect I’ll accept his dinner invitation tomorrow, on the condition that he accompanies me in an inspection of the defense squad. Gough out.”
The second high twitter brought silence, except for the thrum of the gravity drive and the hiss of the high-pressure water over his head, as the toilet flushed or the galley tap ran. The bunk’s shallow padding took him in as the red light from the sun above overflowed the buff shine from the planet below. The long, swept solar cells that stretched like wings from the Corvette caught the sun, the diagonal shadow cutting the narrow captain’s cabin. The missiles hung underneath played a movie in silhouette across the back wall, first the big anti-ship missile, then the two small anti-fighter ones, and then the blast slats closed over the window with a grind and the room turned cool and dark.















Official Juniorbird.com Primary Election 2008 Endorsements

Despite the fact that, through some bureaucratic snafu, I appear to be unregistered to vote, I’m going to make my usual elections endorsements here. So, if you vote like I say you should, then you’ll make up for the fact that I can’t vote! Especially if you don’t usually vote. So, go out, vote early, and vote often!
h3. Presidential Candidate
If you’re registered as a Republican, please vote McCain. It would be nice to have a man of character and fierce conviction in the White House for a change. If you’re a Democrat, then vote Clinton. I know this is a controversial choice, but I do believe that Iraq is the most serious issue our country must confront in the next Presidential term, and I think that Hillary is the one who can do it. Frankly, whatever solution we choose in Iraq will be awful for the Iraqis. Hillary, like Nixon, has the strength of will to do awful things. Obama strikes me as too ethical. But, to be honest, it’s practically a toss-up.
Also, if you’re a registered Independent, then you can ask for a Democrat ballot. Don’t forget that.
h3. Proposition 91
Vote *No*.
h3. Proposition 92
A truly crack-addled plan to index community college funding to something other than use, while setting the fees ridiculously low. Low community college fees do not equal meaningful education reform, or even solve the problems of individuals who need additional education or want to go after their Associate’s degrees. *No*.
h3. Proposition 93
Rather than stating specifically how many years a legislator can spend in each house of California’s government, sets a total time that can be split between both houses. Makes much more sense, since who knows what the right balance is? I’m entirely against term limits, but this strikes me as reasonable compromise. *Yes*.
h3. Propositions 94-97
These are the Indian Gaming initiatives. Here’s how I understand it: Pete Wilson negotiated a deal to give Indians the right to have casinos on their reservations. Those agreements have not expired; however, California is now broke, and we seem to wish that we’d asked the Indians for more money. So, our Governator went back to the Indians and asked for more money. And he got some! Just not a lot. And some people say “hey, they should give us more money!” And my question is: what makes us think we could negotiate a better deal? I mean, here’s the basic factors:
* They have the right to have ongoing gambling
* They have a ton of existing square footage and slots
* We can’t do anything to take away what they have
So, we’re supposed to negotiate with what leverage? The people who negotiated the deals don’t seem to think that they could have done much better. What evidence is there that we could get a better outcome?
Also, I think us white men have kind of used up our “renegotiate treaty with Indians free” cards. I’m just sayin’. *Yes*.
h3. Measure S
If you live in LA County, then you get to vote on whether or not we apparently cut our telecommunication taxes while guaranteeing more money for emergency services. While this sounds like a boondoggle, apparently it’s well planned-out and actually closes some loopholes that might result in all of our communications taxes getting thrown out. So we need this. Vote *Yes*.















Yahoosoft — Where does that $45B Number Come From?

Microsoft’s proposal to acquire Yahoo for $45 billion is both unexpected and widely-foreseen. Pundits have, for some time now, “suggested that might be a reasonable course of action”:http://watchmojo.com/web/blog/index.php/2007/04/18/yhoo-let-one-rip-and-everyone-in-the-room-heard-it/. But the purchase price is clearly aggressive, at $31/share for a stock that had closed at under $19 the day before. In fact, as “Jupiter’s Michael Gartenberg puts it”:http://weblogs.jupiterresearch.com/analysts/gartenberg/archives/2008/02/dear_yahoo_shar.html, this proposal looks more like Microsoft is saying “Dear Yahoo Shareholder: How would you like to get Yahoo’s share price from six months ago back, tomorrow?” Where’s the logic behind this price?