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Salmon with Asian Pesto

With all the “basil from the housewarming party”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/003702.html, I could hardly resist making all manner of pesto. The Thai basil basically dared me to make an Asian-flavored pesto, and, once made, the perfect match was clearly a simple grilled salmon.
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The pesto was fun to make — I replaced the olive oil with a mix of canola oil, toasted sesame oil, and fish sauce, and added little ginger. Delicious! Serve just as a sauce, or dip in!
(In the above photo, the sides are just some sauteed squash and onions, and mashed cauliflower.)
(Also, note how few photos there are here — this is what happens when I’m in charge of taking the pics, when the AIG is taking them or directing me, she makes sure I get “coverage” like the good TV producer she is!)















Quantum of Solace

Let’s face it, the Bond franchise had fallen to a pretty low place before _Casino Royale_ — it had become a series of nearly-unwatchable flicks that drew an audience only because of the woman in the bikini or the gadgets on the car. So I was more than a little worried that _Quantum of Solace_ would turn back towards the bad old days. Fortunately, it didn’t; _Quantum of Solace_ is a tight, gritty action flick that highlights Daniel Craig’s sociopathic take on Bond. Sadly, it also has big action montages that make no sense. Most of all, if you like a good movie, and you live in LA, it’s worth going to see _Quantum of Solace_ at the Century City mall just to check out their new parking lot system.
Bond was always about the hot women and the controlled, debonair class, and _Quantum of Solace_ has all of that. Strawberry Fields is a great throw-away Bond girl[1], and Craig’s Bond manages everything on the screen — except for the Tom Ford tux he briefly wears, which, sadly, manages him. Despite that, after seeing this movie, I may be prepared to try out white jeans.
Bond was also always about the gadgetry, and, sadly, that’s absent here. While John Cleese as Q may have been taking it too far, the occasional goodie would be appropriate even in a post-Bourne Bond. The opening chase scene frankly begged for a gadget on Bond’s beleagured car, and the ending escape would have been much sweeter, and much less of a deus ex machina, with a gadget to get our hero and heroine out of their uncomfortable corner.
Bond was also about being big, and that’s the only place where this movie falls down. The two biggest scenes — at a horse race in Siena, Italy, and at a performance of La Tosca in Norway — just don’t make sense. First of all, did you know that Siena had a “famous horse race”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palio_di_Siena? Neither did I. Second, the Siena scene has cuts so rapid that it’s impossible to get any sense of space (only the lucky will follow the action at all). The action during the Tosca performance is interspersed with shots of the performance, with the parallels between the fight and the opera being highlighted. That is, if you’re familiar with “Tosca”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tosca, which it’s fair to say very few people will be; the rest will just be confused.
Despite all these, _Quantum of Solace_ holds up well. It’s distinctive, and could never be confused for anything but a Bond movie. The locations are gorgeous,[2] the action is exciting,[3] the women are dangerous and alluring.
And, if you go to Century City Plaza, you’ll now find that every parking space has a light over it that turns red if it’s full or green if it’s empty, so you can tell from some distance away where you can find parking.[4] Now that alone makes the movie worth seeing.
fn1. Or maybe I just have a thing for brainy redheads.
fn2. Although what does it say about Haiti and Bolivia that the scenes in these countries were actually filmed in Panama and Chile, respectively?
fn3. Especially if you liked the Parkour scene from _Casino Royale_.
fn4. Where “you” does not include my friend’s boyfriend, who is red-green colorblind.















Peanutty Tofu & Cabbage Asian Salad

The summer just won’t quit here in Southern California, which means summery dishes even as the night comes sooner. A good Asian salad is a great weekend lunch or light weeknight dinner, and this recipe is pretty low-fat and responsible.
Cut a head of cabbage into ribbons — we just got a mandolin, and that’s the perfect tool.
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Do the same for a couple of peppers and an onion:
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Now make the sauce. Combine rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, a bunch of peanut butter (I like chunky), garlic crushed in a press, ginger crushed in a garlic press, and a touch of toasted sesame oil to really bring out the nutty flavor. Mix together, and then thin with water until the consistency of salad dressing.
Drain a block of tofu and cut it into good-sized thin strips. Press and drain these a little more; you’ll get a great texture this way. Heat a little oil in a wok and quickly pan-fry the tofu, then remove it and put it aside:
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Add a little more oil and put in the peppers and onion, and stir-fry until a little soft. Crush a garlic clove over it, stir, and add the cabbage. Stir until the cabbage is just a little soft, then turn off the heat and add the sauce, tossing well. Mmmm!
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Homemade Margaritas

One of the benefits of living in California is the year-round summer. That means every day is a great day for a Margarita, and, with a lemon tree in our backyard, that means homemade sour mix for those Margaritas!
First step is to make the sour mix. You can use lemons, limes, or a mix of both, although limes alone are often too sweet. Since we’ve got that tree, lemons were the obvious choice. Mix an equal quantity, in cups, of lemon juice and sugar, then heat that over a flame, delicately, so that the sugar dissolves in the lemon juice. Stir periodically and you’ll get a nice, clear, and remarkably yellow-green liquid. Leave that to cool in the fridge overnight.
Get your sour, a good tequila — not really a sipping tequila, but, please, something better than your stock Cuervo — and some triple sec or other orange liqueur of your choice. Pour a tiny bit of the sour mix onto a plate and a coarse salt, such as kosher, onto another.
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Dip the rim of your glass into the sour mix, then into the salt — get a nice rim.
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Fill that glass with ice — it’ll make it seem more like what you get in a bar or restaurant, and they don’t just do it because ice = profit; the coldness makes the drink taste good and, as the ice melts, the bruising helps you finish it. Then pour in a good two ounces of tequila, and fill almost to the top with your sour. Try it — with your smooth, delicious homemade sour, and a slightly higher-quality tequila, you might not need the triple sec, which really just serves to smooth out the harsh edges.[1] Make another for later, and then another for a friend!
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fn1. It does this for any drink, so try it!















Grilled Pesto Flatbread

Pizza’s great, and with all the great basil we got for our “housewarming”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/003702.html, a pizza with pesto replacing the marinara seemed obvious. The AIG also has this great, old, well-seasoned grill pan that we use for just about everything, so grilling the pizza sure sounded fun. Thus, super-adult, super-fun, grilled pesto flatbread!
It was almost sad to see the basil chopped into a fine paste by the Cuisinart — almost. Really, there’s nothing like a fresh pesto made with just olive oil, basil, pine nuts, garlic, and some pecorino or parmesan; but we wanted to get a little crazy with it. More specifically, we wanted to make it low-fat, so we halved the pine nuts and replaced them (useful for their emulsifying action) and most of the oil with roasted garlic. Try it by throwing in a head of roasted garlic before you drizzle in the olive oil for your next pesto! (Keep the raw garlic for the flavor, too.)
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Thanks to our “local Farmer’s Market”:http://marvistafarmersmarket.org/, we had a bounty of lovely tomatoes to go with our basil.
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We halved some fresh cherry tomatoes, sauteed up some red onions, and grilled some frozen artichoke hearts for toppings.
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Then: flour out a board, and roll out your pizza dough. My choice: pre-made from Trader Joe’s.
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Brush your dough with olive oil and put it that side down on the grill. Brush the other with the oil and turn the dough over when it’s started to get a little golden on the bottom. Spread on the pesto, and distribute the toppings (don’t count on melted cheese with this cooking method, so do like we did and crumble some feta or something like that).
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The result: Delicious!
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Delicious Meatless Low-Carb Lasagna

Healthy cooking can be fun. So can unhealthy eating! Everybody loves a good lasagna, but that Italian delectable is filled with fat and calories and not exactly great for the ‘ol ticker. So we whipped up a meatless, semi-cheesless, low-carb, and otherwise trend-compliant version, semi only because we added a bit of Pecorino for some richness. It came out light and delicious!
The cheese replacement is actually tofu, which we can make come out with the same texture as ricotta.The first step is to slice the tofu into thin strips, which we then pressed, weighted down by plates and books, to drain them of the extra liquid they contain and that would otherwise turn this dish into soup:
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The pasta replacement is very thinly-sliced eggplant (we used the thinnest setting on our mandoline). Since you typically use dried pasta in Lasagna, it’s again very important to remove excess water from the eggplant. We used the old-fashioned method of sprinkling the eggplant with salt, letting it sit for 15-20 minutes, then blotting off all the water that’s beaded out. Since, I’ve been told that microwaving your eggplant does the same thing with a lot less labor and no need to rinse afterwards.
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While your ingredients are draining start some marinara sauce with canned, crushed tomatoes; shallots; and garlic; and also slice some mushrooms thinly (they’ll add richness later).
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When your tofu’s drained, mix it with finely-chopped basil, lemon juice, pecorino, and drained frozen spinach, then mash that mixture together into something with the texture of ricotta. We used basil and lemons from our backyard!
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Now build the lasagna. Start with a layer of marinara:
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Then a layer of eggplant, replacing the pasta:
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Then a layer of tofu mix, replacing the ricotta:
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Then a layer of mushrooms, which will cook up delicious and rich:
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And so forth, until you’ve used up your ingredients. Top with marinara and a bit more pecorino for a nice little crust:
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Bake it a while, and then enjoy it, hot and delicious! (But watch out; if you portion it when hot, it’ll fall apart. Portion your leftovers before you heat them and you’ll get a nice lasagna-looking stack!
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We Mean Business: Berry Elegance

This week, the We Mean Business team takes on “Berry Elegance”:http://berryelegance.com/, a store that makes berries and other desserts dipped in chocolate. Berry Elegance is stalled, with sales falling short and the two owners in disagreement on how to run the business.















Official Juniorbird.com 2008 General Election Endorsements

OK, I’ve ensured that I’m registered to vote, and soon it will be time for all of us to get out there and get our democracy on. There’s a lot going on this year; it will be an exciting election night. If you’re looking for recommendations on how to vote, I’ve a few ideas for you here.
h3. President
*Obama-Biden*. I liked McCain in 2000, and I even felt OK about him in the primaries this year. But, in the last few months, it’s become clear that he represents all that’s wrong with the Republican party and all that has been wrong over the last 8 years. In particular, three specific things bother me:
* The recent discussion about race. When John Lewis talked about the poisonous atmosphere of the Republican campaign, and Jack Murtha freely admitted that there is racism in Western Pennsylvania — both true — then both were attacked by McCain. Instead of contributing to a “positive and productive discussion of race”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrp-v2tHaDo&feature=related, McCain vilified the concept that someone could be accused of racism. Race remains a problem in this country, and the GOP remains part of the problem, rather than part of the solution.
* The accusations of socialism. McCain has admitted that he doesn’t understand economics as well as he should have, and the attacks in the last week coming from McCain and Palin accusing Obama of having a socialist economic policy illustrate that statement perfectly. First of all, McCain was complicit in the bank bailout — as many have said, the partial nationalization of the banking system is certainly socialist. So at best we have the pot calling the kettle black. But, worse, McCain and Palin seem to fundamentally misunderstand how taxes — any taxes at all — work. All taxes modify the distribution of income, whether these are flat taxes or progressive or regressive income taxes. Money that would otherwise be spent in some way or another is taken away and spent by the government instead. The only question is how that income is redistributed — whose money is taken away to be spent by the government. That’s not socialism, that’s a difference of opinion, and calling it socialism cheapens the discussion and deceives Americans. Obama offers more tax cuts for more people — and seems to have a basic understanding of economics.
* The choice of Sarah Palin as running mate. It’s not that I mind having a total MILF on TV regularly, it’s just that Palin exemplifies all of the things that were _wrong_ with the W administration. She’s obviously totally uninformed about a wide variety of domestic and international issues, she’s prepared to use demeaning and demonizing language about her opponents in order to prevent discussion and progress (see “Socialism” above), she wants to focus on the culture wars, and she has a brief and weak record as an executive. I know she makes a lot of people feel like she’s one of them, and it’s very important that leaders appear to represent, and not look down on, the people they lead. But Palin seems to be a marginal at best candidate for Governor of most other states, much less President. Not only is she a bad candidate, she leaves one to wonder how McCain picked her. Did he feel that he had to shore up his base, a bizarre strategy when crossover voters are being stolen by his opponent? If so, can we count on him to spend all of his time making sure that Israel is our ally if we go to war with Iran? Or, alternatively, was he taken with Palin’s good looks and make the selection out of pure physical attraction? And is that more or less scary?
h3. House
In my district, I’m voting *Jane Harman*. She’s to the right of most Democrats but has a solid record. I encourage you to vote Democrat for your Representative as well; while it’s never worth voting for someone unqualified, we need a change and we need movement on energy, the bailout, and health care, and the Democratic Party is most likely to give us that.
h3. County Supervisor
*Mark Ridley-Thomas*. While there’s a great deal to recommend his opponent, Bernard Parks, it’s important to realize that Parks ultimately failed to bring the LAPD forward and was essentially drummed out of the job. Ridley-Thomas has a great record as a City Councilman and as our latest bugbear, a community organizer; he’s instituted innovative programs to revitalize South (formerly South-Central) Los Angeles and bring government closer to the citizens there. Let’s vote for record and vision here.
h3. Proposition 1A — High-Speed Rail
*Yes*. High-speed rail between San Diego and San Francisco can be economical and environmentally-friendly while satisfying substantial consumer demand. What’s not to like there? It’s an expensive program but one that should pay for itself over time.
h3. Proposition 2 — Minimum Cage Sizes for Commercial Egg-Laying Chickens
*Yes.* Mandating better conditions for chickens in the egg industry is a no-brainer from both a business and a moral perspective. First the moral: any bird deserves to be in a cage large enough to spread its wings. A smaller cage inhibits natural motion and is uncomfortable in just the way holding down your arms would be. The business rationale is no worse: all of Europe will require such regulations by 2012. If California farms are ready by that time, then our farmers and ranchers will be able to export a lot more. Sure, we’re not big exporters of eggs now, but it’s always good to look to the state’s future growth. We’re an agricultural powerhouse, and if we can expand the products we export, then that’s only for the good.
h3. Proposition 3 — Children’s Hospital Bonds
*No*. I’m generally in favor of raising public money for public-private partnerships, but these aren’t partnerships. These hospitals are just getting public money to continue and expand their private operations. While they do need the money, that’s a feature of our broken healthcare system — government reimbursements for medical procedures just don’t cover capital maintenance and investment. This bond is just a band-aid for that problem, and we’re better off facing that problem (and may well if Obama is elected).
h3. Proposition 4 — Parental Notification for Abortions
*No.* It’s frustrating that essentially this proposition seems to come up again and again, and get voted down every time. While I can understand the concern that some parents feel thinking that their daughters may be able to get abortions without their knowing, the fact is that we can never put ourselves in the place of every family. Since we don’t legislate the family interactions leading to the girl’s decision to tell her family or not, let;’s not legislate that decision either.
h3. Proposition 5 — More Rehab for Drug Offenders
*Yes*. A remarkable percentage of prisoners in California are in for drug offenses. Proposition 5 establishes a set of diversion programs tailored to different levels of offenses and gives judges the option — not the _obligation_, the _option_ — to send offenders into these programs. Many convicts, like my “friend Rick”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/003668.html re-offend because of drug habits that prison has done nothing to break. If we can get them away from their addiction we may well be able to get them away from crime. That will save money in the long term — not just fewer prison beds needed, but fewer arrests following from fewer crimes causing fewer losses to individuals. Best of all, since the state may pay for diversion options, many more convicts will be able to attend these programs.
h3. Proposition 6 — Local Law Enforcement Spending
*No*. This proposition mandates how much of the state budget should go to law enforcement. These kinds of mandates limit the state’s ability to allocate budget as needed; more than 2/3 of the state budget is covered in similar mandates. So long as we have an elected Assembly, let’s make them work and figure out the budget.
h3. Proposition 7 — Renewable Energy
*No*. Unfortunately, this seems to be a poorly-written law that is filled with loopholes and gotchas, despite the otherwise-desirable topic.
h3. Proposition 8 — Ban on Gay Marriage
*No*. Opponents of gay marriage (the proponents of this measure) argue that gay “domestic partner” couples have the same rights as married couples, but that’s simply not true — for a variety of Federal benefits, as well as for inheritance and other issues, domestic partnerships aren’t enough. I understand that a lot of religious institutions don’t want to marry gay couples, and fortunately they aren’t required to by any law and can’t be, according to the Constitution. I understand a lot of parents don’t feel like their kids should learn about marriage, but, hey, “teaching about marriage isn’t required until High School”:http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2008/08/what-same-sex-m.html, by which time kids should be able to handle the information.
h3. Proposition 9 — Victims’ Rights
*No*. Is the justice system about punishment or, well, justice? The role of the justice system is to represent _the people_ as a whole, not just victims of a crime. We need to do more than just punish criminals, because we’ve tried that and it hasn’t kept us from having the largest prison population in the world. Prop. 9 would even require California to violate a Federal court order requiring that parolees have access to public defenders for parole violations which, when you think about it, is pretty much just an obvious thing to give them.
h3. Proposition 10 — Natural Gas
*No*. Let’s see — tax rebates for buying hybrid vehicles? Great, except there’s already so much demand for these cars that manufacturers can’t keep up, so these rebates won’t put even one more hybrid on the streets, they’ll just spend money. Natural Gas-powered vehicles get a nice tax rebate, except these can be just as dirty as traditional vehicles. I don’t hate the “Pickens Plan”:http://www.pickensplan.com/index.php but this is just a stupid give-away to ‘ol T. Boone.
h3. Proposition 11 — Redistricting Commission
*No*. The existing redistricting policies are horrible ideas that create the partisan districts with safe seats that help polarize the body politic and prevent progress. But this commission is just a band-aid that will give us only moderately better districts. Districts should be computer-generated with input from a human commission and output verified by another human commission.
h3. Proposition 12 — Cal-Vet Loan Program
*Yes*. The Cal-Vet program has been successful for decades, and has a history of paying for itself. This is a no-brainer.
h3. Measure A — Anti-Gang Funding
*No*. This is a lot of funding for a new department that Mayor Villaraigosa set up about a year ago, which hasn’t yet got its house in order. Let’s wait to see if the new programs already in progress can be better than the old LA Bridges program that failed so badly.
h3. Measure B — Affordable Housing for Families
*Yes*. This is a relatively small expenditure that makes the city eligible to get money from a much larger state program that we can’t access without passing this measure. Families in Southern California are increasingly being forced outwards, to cities an hour or more away from jobs, just because those cities are affordable. Measure B will help.
h3. Measure J — Funding for New Classroom Technology for Community Colleges
*Yes*. LA Community Colleges have a stellar reputation for spending their money well and this is for an area that will be immediately visible to students. Best of all, these new bonds will replace old ones that have been paid off, so there will be no net increase in taxes.
h3. Measure Q — Funding for LAUSD
*No*. Unlike the community colleges, LAUSD seems to have an endless ability to screw things up. Worse, these bonds just give LAUSD a chunk of cash — the school system doesn’t even have a plan to spend it all! That should be an obvious bad idea.
h3. Measure R — County-wide Public Transit Spending
*Yes*. For years, LA County has spent money on buses — necessary, but not a long-term solution. We need more light rail and we especially need the subway extended to the Westside. Yes, this is selfish, because I want the subway to come to a spot near me. But we live in a county of commuters; let’s give everyone the chance to take cheaper, less environmentally-damaging transportation options.
That’s a long list, but I hope you’ll print this, take it to the booth with you, and vote the Juniorbird.com party line. Good luck Tuesday, and remember, vote early, vote often!















Why is it That a Pet Almost Dies at Every Party I Hold?

So at the “Housewarming Party”:http://juniorbird.com/archive/003702.html the “dog”:http://juniorbird.smugmug.com/gallery/3054487_JzRG2/1/166319766_anwr9 walked out the front door, took a left turn, and went absentmindedly exploring down the block. A neighbor a few houses down fortunately recognized him and came by carrying the little guy. Let me tell you that finding a black dog in the middle of the night did not sound like a good bet at the time and we were sure happy to see the pup. Then, as we were setting up for last night’s combined Halloween/AIG’s Birthday party, a “Cooper’s Hawk”:http://identify.whatbird.com/obj/36/_/Coopers_Hawk.aspx suddenly swept down from the sky gunning straight for “Junior”:http://juniorbird.smugmug.com/gallery/1437283_4rCYr/1/68344502_yTuCP.
I was about six feet away and in no position to do anything about it. Junior saw the hawk well before me and went into “full display”:http://www.strayreality.com/birding_directory_site/birding/umbrellatoo.jpg and let loose his loudest alarm call. All of a sudden, the hawk just hung there in the air, with his target suddenly looking twice as large as when he began his dive; I could see the characteristic round tail shape and the blue-gray basic coloring and the barred tail. And then the hawk’s wings got lift and he swooped away, clearing the wall between our house and the neighbor’s by about a foot and apparently shooting just over the neighbors’ heads on the way to whatever tree he’d been sitting in. Junior wasn’t worked up; I guess he’s just so used to assuming he’ll be eaten (he is a prey animal after all) that he thought actual peril was no different from just any other day.
Fortunately, the party we threw went great. I made an aioli and sauteed mushrooms and boiled potatoes to dip in it, and we served “Dark n’ Stormies”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_%27N%27_Stormy, “Diabolos”:http://drinkboy.com/Cocktails/recipes/Diabolo.html, and “Black Witches”:http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=1357. We even had some fun decorating the place:
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And the birthday celebration was wonderful, with the AIG’s favorite carrot cake and a delicious flan cake as well:
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It was a great Halloween, but I hope I don’t have another one as scary soon! And, worse, now we’ve had peril to both the pets in both of our parties. Who’s next? Does it rotate back to Jake, or is it going to be trouble for me or for the Most Important Pet, the AIG?