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The 25 Random Things Meme…

OK, I rarely do the meme thing, but, what the heck, the first step to writing more is: writing more. So, therefore, I will write this!
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1. When I was younger, I wanted to be an architect.
2. When I was much younger, I loved Legos, and would build restaurants with them, complete with dining tables, kitchens, and even the plumbing under the floor.
3. I believe in ghosts. In fact, I’ve seen ghosts.
4. The first thing I thought, when I saw this meme, was “why 25?” I know it’s a nice round number, but part of me thinks that there is a more-or-less ideal number of pieces of information to reveal in something like this, that will be little enough work that most people will do it, be long enough that most everyone will learn something new, and be short enough that nobody will have to write about crap. It’s kind of like the three strikes law: we could probably find a number or pattern of crimes past which recidivism becomes overwhelming, but instead we decide to apply the rules of baseball to crime. FAIL.
5. I don’t like responding to memes because I don’t like being told what to do. But, on the other hand, I want people to tag me in memes because of the whole attention-from-friends thing. So I guess I should respond more!
6. It’s like every 2 years I discover the “Zone system”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_system all over again!
7. I color-code everything I can. Even the towels in the kitchen are color-coded.
8. Speaking of organizing, I really like to clump things into groups of like things. Whatever number of buckets are available, I can divide the pile of things in front of me into it, and the people who look at it will agree that it makes sense.
9. Despite my bent for organizing, I’m actually quite good at coming up with original ideas. In fact, I tend to think that all creativity comes from constraints. And, by extension, those people who say they can’t be creative because society/their employer/resources limit them too much are not, in fact, creative.
10. I also believe that all progress comes from laziness. I mean, if we weren’t too lazy to do the work by brute force, we’d never have invented any tool, right?
11. This is a convenient belief for me as I also believe I’m lazy. Others take issue with this belief, but I’m sticking with it.
12. In elementary school I could do dozens and dozens of sit-ups.
13. I can be a bit superstitious. I used to have lucky boxers, a lucky rugby shirt, and more. I still try to stick to lucky numbers and the light. 13 doesn’t make me that uncomfortable, though.
14. I really regret quitting taking math classes after integral calculus. I got an A+ in that class! I think I would’ve enjoyed going further. Plus, I’m such a stats geek.
15. Speaking of, I tend to think of everything in terms of normal distributions. Where does that restaurant, person, outfit, car, political opinion fit on the distribution of like things within the population? Are there other ways we can slice things up to see different distributions — for instance, the price of food in restaurants in strip malls rather than restaurants in general, or the colors of shirts rather than of whole outfits, etc.
16. I also tend to think of luck as normally-distributed within the population, and of good- and bad-luck events as normally-distributed within the life of an individual. That means that some people are more or less lucky than average — they are in one of the tails of the distribution of population luck. However, since any one person is likely to be of neutral (average) luck, streaks of bad or good luck will tend to regress towards the mean over time. So, your luck will change, don’t you worry/you’d better watch out!
17. Since luck is distributed normally, I spend a lot more time trying to make sure I’m comfortable with the process and information I used to make a decision than the decision itself. This means that often I can be good at making a snap decision. However, if a decision gives me a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach, I’ll almost always change it regardless of how I got there.
18. In junior high I desperately wanted to be able to draw comics. I copied this wizard character I saw some guy drawing and I tried to draw a series with him in it. I was foiled by my craptacular drawing ability.
19. In elementary school I wrote a science-fiction novel. I was very proud of it, and it seemed very long. In high school I found the notebook I’d written it in, and was shocked to see that it was 9 or 10 pages long.
20. In elementary school I had one of those “Kodak Disc”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_film cameras that I feel like I took shots with all the time, especially on vacation. I wonder where those shots went?
21. I was always jealous of my friend Andrew’s Walkman, since I never had one. Once, he let me listen to it for a minute — he was listening to Eye of the Tiger, and he made me give him the Walkman back before it got to the lyrics. Some time later, I saved up for a while and bought a very expensive Walkman, which I put in my locker a couple of days later, and it fell out and broke when I next opened my locker. I’d listened to it only a couple of times.
22. Either way, I have awful taste in music. I mean, I like what I listen to, but you won’t, so I’ll listen to your music, since it’s probably fine.
23. I have seen every episode of Law & Order. You can decide for yourself what that says about my taste in TV. I do, however, regret describing Bones as “cliched” and saying that the lead characters looked like a frog and a stoat. Well, the do, kind of, but I’ve decided the show is fun.
24. Once, in college, a classmate asked a small question about the Mexican Revolution, and I answered with an hour-and-a-half notes-free discussion of the politico-economic history of that conflict. I’m, uh, kind of handy at pub trivia too.
25. I grew up in a good part of Baltimore, but I remember stepping around passed-out crackheads to go to a great Thai restaurant too. It never occurred to me that was not normal. The school I took Tae Kwon Do at was in a pretty mediocre neighborhood.
Hmm, I might have to do more of this, I could come up with another 25… maybe that would make good content and break my writers’ block. Any subject matter requests?
Also: Milla, you’re it. And other people on Facebook.















Belated Resolutions

So, I’m a little behind this year — usually I have my resolutions up in the first week of the year or so. Frankly, one of my problems lately has been commitment to blogging, and I was slow getting to this post because of that. Well, I bet that shows up on my resolutions! So, on to the usual format.
h3. Last Year’s Resolutions Reviewed
# Join Toastmasters
_Apparently, I’ve been bad at this every year since b-school. I failed to find the time to make this a priority last year._
# Stick with Krav, and, especially, use it to improve my conditioning
_Big success here. We were up to 3x/week for 2 hours each time before a series of flus and injuries got us off-track._
# Post twice weekly to WadeArmstrong.com — one 4-600 words, one links
_I did pretty well here for most of the year, especially on the longer entry (which ended up being a lot more than 600 words ususally)._
# Post twice weekly here. I’ve got an exciting publishing calendar for Juniorbird.com, including a recipe of the month; drink of the month; photo that you can put on your desktop (I like to switch mine up), and even an attempt at ongoing fiction (I promise low quality!)
_Commitment problems here! Also, I think that a lot of what I was promising to write was not what I wanted to have on Juniorbird.com — for a while, it was looking like a cooking blog, which I just don’t want it to be._
# Kick up the ‘ol wardrobe a notch, by being a bit more daring
_Have you seen me lately? Socks ftw!_
# Assert myself more in restaurants — I don’t always ask what’s in a dish when I order it, and sometimes, what with my food allergies, that reaches up and bites me
_Moderate success here. I’ve asked much more than before but should probably do even more._
# Set up a regular get-together with school friends
_I did very poorly on this. Very poorly._
# Appreciate the AIG as much as she deserves
_I hope I did well! I certainly tried._
So I basically did three all-out, two halfways, and three pretty much nos. I’m still on the positive side of this balance sheet, but let’s see if I can do better this year!
h3. This Year’s Resolutions
# Go to more networking events, and go to them regularly, to meet more people.
# Go to at least two Marshall Tailgates, to see my friends from school.
# Continue to post twice weekly to WadeArmstrong.com.
# Post at least once a week here to Juniorbird.com, including regular, but not monthly, meal and drink recipes.
# Start a mystery book-writing club, and get far into writing a (blockbuster!) mystery.
# Get my orange belt in Krav Maga.
# Travel at least once this year, probably out of the country.
# Lose 20 lbs. — I started the year at 190, which is really about 20 lbs. over the weight I look best at. I will probably blog more about this!
# Get another tattoo.
# Get out and take photographs regularly, preferably a scheduled monthly shoot.
That’s a lot of resolutions, and, frankly, I’m a little intimidated by the number. But, I guess that’s the point! See you here next year to see how I did.















Video’s Main Course?

Last Saturday, my girlfriend and I got some takeout, brought it home, and watched a DVD from Netflix. Kind of a rare event, actually – these days, it’s more about Tivo and delivery; a craving for “Pinkberry”:http://pinkberry.com brought us out for the takeout from the Asian place next door. It occurred to us that, ten years ago, movie and takeout would’ve been a typical weekend evening for almost everyone – how much business must the restaurants in the same strip malls as Blockbuster have done? And how much has Netflix killed these restaurants?