Published Jun 2, 2011
True story: I was sitting in the middle of Downtown Culver City, this guy was quietly fooling with his cell phone and pacing in the dark, when a woman in a cotton candy-pink Marilyn Monroe coif and black, patterned dirndl ran up to him and jumped onto his back. Then a dwarf ran up and hugged him, screaming “motherfucker!” at the top of her lungs. They walked off down a side street, into the dark, arm-in-arm. I can still hear the cackle of the pink-haired one echoing down an alley.