Published Dec 28, 2003
Everybody loves bathrooms. It’s the most important room in any place, when you think about it, because it’s the one room that, when you need, you really need.
Well, I love the bathroom, anyway. Please, come and visit mine.
I love my shower. It’s got a nice strong spray. Also check out the makeup mirror my Wonderful Girlfriend installed. She’s the one who’s handy with the power drill and wall anchors.
Yes, those are claw feet you see there!
The other side of the bathroom isn’t as nice, but it’s the most important part.
It has not just the toilet, which is a nice old-fashioned strong-flushing kind. The frosted window just looks out on a solid wooden slat fence. The little metal shelf is invaluable since this place is horribly short of storage and, well, even a Wonderful Girlfriend needs a lot of towels and washcloths.
So, welcome to my home. Please feel free to use my bathroom.
I would come and bathe and poop in your bathroom anytime.