Published Aug 9, 2004

Today was the first day of Orientation at the Marshall School. I’m not sure that I have enough info at this time to really know how it will be, but signs are good. There was no period of more than two minutes during today’s free times that I wasn’t getting acquainted with my very friendly classmates; everybody was happy approaching me, and everybody was happy when I approached them. It was quite comfortable! And new Dean Yash Gupta seemed quite smart and visionary.

The brainwashing has begun. Updates to follow.


So are you now a part of the Illuminati or what? Do you have a special handshake or signal that lets other Trojans identify you, or does that come after more “group bonding?”

No, the special handshake is for members, like me, in the International Jewish Conspiracy.