Published May 16, 2007
I applaud you getting out there and not being shy in the middle of your transformation. And, heck, you’re looking pretty good! You’ve got great legs, and, let me say, I really want to give you props for the breasts you’ve chosen. A lot of guys would’ve gone big, but you picked some that are rather small and very tasteful on your athletic frame. Very soon, you’re going to look pretty good for a 50-some-year-old woman.
But, see, it’s the very soon part that counts here. Because, girl,1 topping off all that hard work at the gym and in the plastic surgeon’s with a head that looks like John Ritter plus2 an exceedingly receded hairline just ain’t workin. Maybe a wide-brimmed hat?
1 Guy?
2 Minus?