Published Nov 16, 2007

Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Joyous Kwanzaa. Whatever your holiday, we at want to share it with you. That’s why this year, for the first time, I’m proud, very proud, to announce the official t-shirts. These beautiful shirts let you take all of the fun of with you, wherever you go. So, please, invite us into your homes this holiday season, and share us with your family.

All of the shirts are available on fine American Apparel-style soft, fitted tees that will actually look good on you. And they come with the signature mildly-snarky content that you expect from Without further ado, let me introduce:

This is the tee for people who, like me, enjoy eating right. Let everybody know; there’s little better than a good meal!

Do you write? Probably, since I know you. Do you have a lot to say? Almost certainly, if I know you. It’s not always a sin; say what you’ve got to say!

Everything looks better through a viewfinder! While this shirt doesn’t meet the requirements to be a legal waiver of subjects’ rights, it should.

It’s the time of the year to buy stuff; get yours now! Actually, you really should move fast because the folks who produce my shirts tend to ship via aged donkey, so no last-minute orders. Get on this now, you hear?

1 Comment

You’re a clever, clever bird! I might have to get one of these for my boyfriend for Christmas…particularly if the aged donkey delivers door to door. That alone would be worth the price of the shirts.