How to Capture the Spirit of the Holidays
Dec 24, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized
If you know me really well, you probably know that I love Christmas. I love the songs, I love the decorations, I especially love the gifts — I wish I… Read on…
Have a Very Flammable Christmas
Dec 17, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized
You know those Christmas lights that you always hear about burning down houses? Yeah, we have those hanging up in our house.They’re called Santa Lights, and my grandparents got them… Read on…
Official Juniorbird.com Products of the Year
Dec 16, 2010 in Reviews
I know that you’ve been waiting for some kind of guidance on what to get your friends for Christmas or Hanukkah this year. Here at Juniorbird.com, we’re always looking to… Read on…
Introducing the 2010 Juniorbird.com Official T-Shirt
Dec 14, 2010 in Meta
In our house, we have three pets. You may have met some of them in these pages. We have the dog, who is very good:We have the cockatoo, who is… Read on…
The Time My Wife Almost Called the Cops On My Gas
Dec 11, 2010 in True Life Stories
One of the things about being married is that one gets used to being disgusting as a single man and yet that’s somehow socially unacceptable once one grows up and… Read on…
Which Party Spends More?
Dec 9, 2010 in Ye Olde Politicks
Facebook is super-fun for political arguments. Well, maybe not if you’re not me. Me, I like to use social networking tools to have vigorous, vitriolic disagreements, apparently even in the… Read on…
Wade Eats So You Don't Have To: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, Asian Experience Flavor
Dec 3, 2010 in Food
A casual boast on Facebook has led to a new feature here on juniorbird.com: Wade Eats So You Don’t Have To, a series in which I try wacky-ass shit and… Read on…
I’m not sure that the information leaked by WikiLeaks actually adds anything to the world.
Dec 2, 2010 in Ye Olde Politicks
I’m not sure that the information leaked by WikiLeaks actually adds anything to the world. I’m not sure there’s a reason that it shouldn’t be secret other than the overall… Read on…
NaNo... NaNa.. NaNot Gonna Write This No More!
Dec 1, 2010 in Writing Practice
For some reason, I thought it would be a clever idea to write a novel this November. I’d been thinking about it for years, actually, since a very good friend… Read on…