I dropped the wife off at

Mar 27, 2010 in Photos

I dropped the wife off at a massage place in Culver City and had an hour to kill in one of my favorite parts of LA. First, a local… Read on…

Hey, I Had a Wedding, That Must Mean I'm an Expert on Yours, Right? Part 1

Mar 27, 2010 in Adult Problems

I have a lot of friends getting married this year, which is pretty awesome. Now, the wife, DJ L’il Bit, and I planned two weddings in 14 weeks — we… Read on…

Shalom, I'm a Measuring Jew

Mar 24, 2010 in True Life Stories

My wife, the lovely DJ L’il Bit, was standing next to me in the kitchen one day, and telling me about one of her friends: “she likes to measure out… Read on…

The Republicans Made Me Vote For It!

Mar 21, 2010 in Ye Olde Politicks

There’s this thing you sometimes see in business, where something big happens to a company and the stock… just doesn’t move at all. Like, for instance, somebody releases big quarterly… Read on…

Dockweiler State Beach, Playa del Rey, about 5pm today. Just a few minutes inland, it’s in

Mar 20, 2010 in Photos

Dockweiler State Beach, Playa del Rey, about 5pm today. Just a few minutes inland, it’s in the upper eighties with scorching sun. Shot on my iPhone…. Read on…

The downside of getting this much exercise is the temptation to eat after. I leave after burning

Mar 15, 2010 in Adult Problems

The downside of getting this much exercise is the temptation to eat after. I leave after burning 500 calories or whatever, and the first thing I want to do is…… Read on…

I Think Its Worth Pointing Out Just Exactly How Sore I Am

Mar 10, 2010 in Adult Problems

Last year I was a good little boy and got a lot of exercise. The upside was looking great in my tux. The downside was… there was no downside. Well,… Read on…

Baby's First Oscar, Part 3

Mar 7, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized

What is the chance that DJ L’il Bit would hit the post button twice in a row? Apparently 100%. Anyway she - who has a Master’s in Screen and TV… Read on…

Baby's First Oscar Part 2

Mar 7, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized

Sorry, the wife sweetly put her hand on my knee and brushed the “Post” button. The challenges of technology. It’s actually her first blog entry ever. “Blogging’s easy!” she says.Boy,… Read on…

Baby's First Oscars

Mar 7, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized

It’s not weird that i’ve been in LA for 17 years and not been to an Academy Awards party, right? Finally I’m making it to one, DJ L’Il Bit has… Read on…

Well, I'm Jewish and Scottish, so This Entry Will Be About Cheap Scotch

Mar 6, 2010 in Food

I love Scotch. This is fortunate, since I pretty much can’t drink any other kind of whiskey. It’s that corn allergy thing — only a nice single malt Scotch is… Read on…

Daytime TV-Friendly Dinners

Mar 1, 2010 in Food

Christmas brought a lot of things, not least of which was Rachael Ray’s Big Orange Book Cookbook. Now, I’m admittedly a big Rachael Ray fan, not so much for her… Read on…