(Not Those) Nine Months

Sep 26, 2010 in Adult Problems

We were on our honeymoon — in Queenstown, NZ — when our one-month anniversary came along. Now, being newlyweds, we were thrilled at any chance to celebrate our wedding, so… Read on…

What a Good Angeleno Am I

Sep 18, 2010 in Adult Problems

I’ve lived in the Los Angeles area since 1993, and still I don’t think myself a native. Nonetheless, in some small ways I seem to go a little more of… Read on…

Third Person

Sep 13, 2010 in Adult Problems

This weird thing has happened in my speech: I’ve begun to refer to myself in the third person. Not in the Joe Miller/Deion Sanders/Smoove B “Wade Armstrong thinks…” style; I… Read on…

Little dog, big jackal growl. (Turn up the volume and ignore the too-dark video; it’s the a

Sep 7, 2010 in Otherwise Uncategorized

Little dog, big jackal growl. (Turn up the volume and ignore the too-dark video; it’s the audio that counts!)… Read on…

How to Survive a Timeshare Presentation

Sep 6, 2010 in Travel

Somehow, years ago, we were lucky enough to get on a list of people who should have timeshares pitched to them. That got us a trip to Hawaii. So we… Read on…