How to Get Your Stuff Back From TSA Lost-and-Found in Los Angeles

Aug 17, 2008

A couple of weeks ago I traveled to Dallas, and, due to some confusion1 managed to leave my keys at security. Life with only the backup set of keys is, how shall we say, not worth living moderately inconvenient. Getting my keys back was easy enough once I figured out what to do, but it’s not obvious. Here’s how to get your stuff back from the TSA.2 Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

In Which I Fall Behind on My Posting 'Cause I'm Relaxing on the Beach, Suckas

Jun 1, 2008

I’m sorry I haven’t written! But I’ve been so, well, relaxed, and busy doing relaxing things. For instance, sleeping in. And sleeping on the beach. And sleeping next to the pool. And drinking almost every rum-based drink known to man. But I did take some pictures in between, because I care. Or, because I did wonderful things and want to make you jealous. To wit: Read on…

Flyin'

May 29, 2008

From the busy, crazy Honolulu — at least, if you ask the locals, it’s a high-stress, high-traffic place — we flew on one of those little jets made by dirty Canucks, to sunny and slower Kauai. The “garden isle” of Ceti Alpha 5 Hawaii, Kauai has a cute little airport that looks like it’s made of Lincoln Logs and is open to the air. Walking to get our rental car, we discovered that the laid-back Hertz staff had shut down for the day; but we caught a shuttle, got our car, and, despite signage that was either absent or the size of postage stamps, navigated to the hotel.
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Progress

May 28, 2008

Today, we tore right through our to-do list, just like two good type As. To wit:

  1. Get morning coffee
  2. Get most outrageously indulgent-looking pastry at bakery (it was basically a puff covered with butter and sugar)
  3. Beach
  4. Pho
  5. Pack
  6. Zzzz

This, I think, is pointing in the right direction.

Read on…

Will You Need a Blue Sky Holiday?

May 27, 2008

Today was a very relaxing day; which was good, because we both needed it. Normally, I plan out my vacations ahead of time — learn what sites I want to see at each stop, plan out the day to make sure I hit my itinerary, and make sure my list is completed each day. But this has been a less-planned trip, and we’re trying to relax. This is what happens when two type As relax. To wit, today’s complete schedule: Read on… (plus 10 Comments)

The Secret Word is "Vacation"

May 26, 2008

As promised, I am in fact on vacation. The AIG and I are on a trip to Hawaii; badly needed, since this will make something like two vacations since 2000 for each of us. Perhaps I should’ve brought a book on how to relax? Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

On Gluttony

Dec 26, 2006

Right now, lying on my back on my bed in my hotel room, my bloated stomach in the air, I fear I must be channeling Nero Wolfe. Well, insofar as I’m overindulging, not insofar as I’m solving crimes. And I must also say that I am killing the orchids I have, so maybe I’m not that much like Nero Wolfe. Except that I’m currently approaching hemispherical in profile, thanks to my most recent, outrageously large, dinner. Read on…

Best of Southeast Asia

Aug 6, 2006

If you’re like the friends I instant message with — and who isn’t, these days — then you took one look at my Southeast Asia vacation photos and said “hey, there are more than 400 photos here! Aren’t any of them good?” The answer, of course, is “sorry, no!” But, despite that unfortunate fact, I’ve collected this “best of” list so that you can pretend to have looked at my photos, and compliment me on them, while not actually having to wade (heh) through them! And away we go! Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

Finally, Photos!

Jul 29, 2006

I’ve finally managed to upload my photos from my Southeast Asia trip. It’s amazing, I actually had all of them edited by the time I got back to the US, it’s just that I needed a couple of days to upload them to Smugmug. Anyway, check them out — I’ve got photos… Read on…

Hey Look, There's A Swift Boat!

Jul 21, 2006

I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable - plugged straight into Kurtz.

No wait, sorry, wrong trip up the Mekong. Mine was actually kind of nice. No “terminate with extreme prejudice” or anything, although, you should be aware, this entry does not exist, nor will it ever exist.

After Saigon, my next stop was Cambodia — specifically, its capital, Phnom Penh, and the famous ruins at Angkor Wat. Now, I could fly up there, which was both quick and inexpensive (thank you Vietnam Airlines, Air Asia, and Bangkok Air!), but what fun would that be? No, I decided to take a tour up the Mekong river, seeing the sights and the local minority peoples and drinking with other English-speaking tourists. Yes, it promised to be a bang-up time. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Don't Know How Lucky You Are

Jul 20, 2006

I’m back! That’s right, I survived four hours of flying from Bangkok to Taipei — including an unexpected and free upgrade to business class — followed by a five-hour layover in Taipei, capped off with an eleven hour flight home (it was supposed to be twelve, but I guess we caught a tailwind, which was good since it took an hour for my bag to come off the plane). Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

So That's Why the Sky In All My Photos is a Flat White

Jul 18, 2006

I’m back in Bangkok, picking up a few last gifts before I get on a plane home tomorrow (if you’re reading this entry, it’s probably too late to put in a request for a tchotchke or a small Thai slave). But it’s not the tourist goods that I’m thinking about now, it’s the evil-looking gray cloud that grabbed my attention as I flew to Bangkok from Chiang Mai. Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

The Thai Pac-Man Goes...*

Jul 17, 2006

Chiang Mai is a small city in Northern Thailand, but Thais seem to think of it like their second city. I came here because it’s in the hills, and I thought I’d like a little cool weather to end my vacation. The weather has been quite reasonable for this area, although of course with the humidity of the jungle. Yesterday, I tromped about town — it only takes a half hour to walk from one end of the old walled city to the other — visitng as many of the city’s old and beautiful wats, or Buddhist temples, as possible. Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

Return to the Land of the Controlled Intersections

Jul 15, 2006

I’m back in Thailand, whose traffic had scared me a bit, it’s true, and I’m still surprised to see the oncoming traffic on my right, not my left, but the fact is that there are lights at the intersections here, and everyone’s instrument cluster works (how does the entire population of Vietnam get along without a single working gas gauge or dipstick?) so I must be back in civilization! We’ll see later when I take a moto ride with a friend who I’ve unexpectedly discovered is living in Chiang Mai. Read on…

Best Food Ever

Jul 12, 2006

Until today, I had, in all honesty, been disappointed by the food I’d had in Cambodia. Khmer cuisine was supposed to be the undiscovered jewel, but it had seemed bland compared to Thai cuisine, which was spicier, or Vietnamese cuisine, which was more flavorful. And then I got a cookie on the street, and had dinner at what is purported to be Mick Jagger’s favorite place in Siem Reap. That Mick, he’s a smart man. Oh, and I also saw that wonder of the world, Angkor Wat, etc. etc. etc. Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

Miss Saigon Traffic Accident

Jul 11, 2006

I know I owe you all a few entries from the week I missed back there earlier on my trip, so here’s part one of two: Saigon/Ho Chi Minh City, also known as “the expensive place in Vietnam.” Which is to say, sure, I’d go back in a minute. Read on… (plus 6 Comments)

Phnom Penh: the Dark and the Light

Jul 10, 2006

For an introduction to Cambodia, I’m not sure how I could have done better than today. I saw the bad in the city — the Killing Fields, the infamous prison of Tuol Sleng — and paired it with the good — the Royal Palace, atmospheric traditional music at Wat Phnom — finally ending things by eating grilled meat and drinking rice wine with moto drivers on a dirt field in the middle of the city. Read on…

Along the Perfume River

Jul 3, 2006

I’ve been out of the country for more than two weeks now — in fact, I passed the halfway mark on my trip yesterday — and I was starting to worry that I would soon need a relaxing day off. That was before I took a boat ride down Hué’s Perfume river and visited the tombs of the Nguyen emperors. Let me tell you, those emperors knew how to pick a spot for their mausoleums! Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

Country Town Hué

Jul 2, 2006

I’ll admit that my first impression of Hué was “hicksville” — after all, I arrived on Saturday and found the kids all hanging out at the gas station, leaning on their motos, while the sidewalk seems to peter out a few blocks past the main drag, in a few places; and, of course, there’s no in-room internet in the mid-priced hotels, like there was in Hanoi. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Foiled by Weather!

Jun 30, 2006

So, if you’ve been following the weather in Southeast Asia — and, let’s face it, who doesn’t these days? — then you’ve probaby noticed that there was a typhoon in the South China Sea that turned and made its way over to North Vietnam, right where I am. Weather, on a vacation? Who’d’ve thunk it! So right now I’m sitting in my hotel room blogging, thanks to Typhoon Domeng. That means, and you get to learn all about my Typhoon-adjusted travels. Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

All Around Hanoi

Jun 28, 2006

The lack of Engrish t-shirts in Vietnam is making it hard for me to find funny blog titles, but I do think I hit some sort of Hanoi trifecta today: I saw Uncle Ho’s mausoleum, the Army museum, and had dessert with a hooker. It doesn’t get much better than that! Except for — and I will admit this freely, because sometimes giving bad things a name makes them less bad — it is preposterously hot here.
Read on… (plus 3 Comments)

Check Out My Enormous Dong

Jun 26, 2006

Hanoi is ridiculously beautiful, although there are a few problems. One is that the street my hotel is on shares a name with two other streets, just the tones vary between the three names. So I tried to meet up w/some people a friend knows who live here, and I texted my address, but since I coudn’t include the accents that specify the tones, they had to track down which of the streets I live on. But we met up, and went out. The other unfortunateness is the Vietnamese currency, named the Dong. Not only is its name a silly schoolyard bad word, but it’s also in cartoon-large bill sizes. The smallest is 1000 dong, and, at 15,000 to the dollar, that’s not much. So I took out just a little money but I have a massive roll in my pocket: Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

To Susan on the West Coast Waiting

Jun 25, 2006

Today I flew from Bangkok to Hanoi. Coming down from the clouds, Vietnam stretching before me — it was kind of a Charlie Sheen in Platoon moment. But, after an afternoon here, I know I love it. Read on…

Jesus Died For Your Sins Punk Bitch Sucker*

Jun 24, 2006

I may perhaps have exaggerated the bad news in the last entry. At any rate, it’s pretty much all been sunshine since. First of all, I finally got to have a tuk-tuk ride. Second, I had really good food (which is what Thailand is known for, after all). Third, I saw great places. Fourth, my back is almost all better. Fifth, I figured out how to get rid of the ubiqutous touts that pester tourists everywhere. And, finally, I’m headed for Hanoi tomorrow!
Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

No Tuk-Tuk!

Jun 22, 2006

Today started with a wardrobe malfunction, included a language malfunction, included boats and mostly-naked broads, and ended with a back malfunction. Assuming I can get out of bed tomorrow, I’ll count it as a very good day. Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

The B Word

Jun 21, 2006

Day One in Bangkok started with a torrential downpour; thenceforth, humidity held just below the level required to create spontaneous cloudbursts, although the sky was happy to host intimidating clouds all day long. Perhaps because of this humidity, and the heat — in the 90s — I saw almost no other westerners as I walked around Banglamphu and the region around Khao San road. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Southeast Asia: Half the Fun is Getting There!

Jun 20, 2006

Today was fascinating, not least because it was twenty-eight hours long and also included all of tomorrow. For a day that was almost entirely spent on an airplane, I got a fair dose of excitement. Read on… (plus 3 Comments)

Off I Go, Into the Wild Blue-Green Yonder

Jun 18, 2006

So in about four hours I will leap out into the unknown and get on one of China Air’s widebodies, headed for Southeast Asia (via Taiwan, with a seven-hour layover — yecch). I’m filled with that mix of excitement and dread that always comes before a big trip, with part of me deeply enthused and the other part wishing for a good night’s sleep in my comfy bed. Seriously, I’m incredibly looking forward to this trip — and glad that I was able to make it an environmentally-sounder “green” trip. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

The Itinerary

Jun 11, 2006

The rumors are true, I am in fact headed out of town soon. For those of you who are following along at home, here’s the details: Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

Please Return Your Seat-backs and Tray Tables to Their Fully-Upright Position Right Now, Bitch!

Jun 2, 2006

Travel, of course, brings out the best in other people. Some of our most notable fellow travelers are the people who recline their seats all the way even though they’re seated in Economy Class. I’d like to pass on a big shout-out to all those worthies, because they’re super-special. Yes, you. You! You’re super-special. Yes you are! Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

Oh Yeah, I Went To Costa Rica Over The Holidays

Jan 20, 2006

I landed in Costa Rica on Christmas Day. One of my 2005 New Year’s Resolutions was to travel more, and part of that turned into a holiday trip down South, with friends from Marshall. After hours of flight over water, we wheeled over mountains rising directly from the beach and swooped low over small farming fields and jungle. Read on… (plus 6 Comments)

Things That Seem Weird Now That I'm Back Home From Costa Rica

Jan 4, 2006

Sure, it’s nice to be home, but one side effect of leaving the country is a smidge of culture shock when you return. I mean, I just got home and am finding the following quite odd: Read on… (plus 5 Comments)

Costa Rica-Bound

Dec 24, 2005

Tomorrow, excessively early, I’m off to Costa Rica for a bit more than a week’s vacation. I’ll be traveling to the Pacific Coast towns of Playa Tamarindo and Montezuma, maybe climbing a volcano and perhaps even shooting past the trees, dozens of feet off the ground, on a zip line. Photos to follow, although I’d be a bit surprised if I blogged before I got back to the US.

Read on… (plus 3 Comments)

The Wonder Of Coach Class

Dec 20, 2005

It’s fairly well-known that I’m weird, but this common knowledge doesn’t necessarily extend to the realization that I actually prefer flying coach. Despite my bad knee, despite my long legs, despite my penchant for horribly overpacked carry-ons, I like being squeezed in like a sardine. Why? Well, it’s the company. You meet the most interesting people in coach. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Arizona Photos

Sep 17, 2005

So, Arizona may have been hot and generally mediocre, but it was, from time to time, pretty. Since I don’t feel like using my words, here’s a few photos for your entertainment. Read on… (plus 4 Comments)

Bonus Alexandria Pics From The Baltimore Trip

Sep 7, 2005

As I mentioned, when attempting to fly home from Baltimore I instead found myself stuck in a hotel in Alexandria. Well, what better to do at a time like that than to finish off the roll of film in the camera? Say hello to said remainder of a roll of film!

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Baltimore Inner Harbor Pictures

Aug 31, 2005

I know you all would like some actual textual content, but I don’t have time tonight — which means you’re stuck with more photos of Baltimore. Fortunately for you, there’s only two more galleries left. Until I get my photos from Tucson back, that is. Anway, until then, enjoy the nautical attractions of Baltimore’s lovely downtown Inner Harbor. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Baltimore City Pictures

Aug 30, 2005

Tired of my travel photos yet? Not me! Here is the first of four sets of pictures from my trip to Baltimore. These are just general pictures of the city itself. Beautiful city, good company, what more could I want from this trip?

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Mexico City Templo Mayor Pictures

Aug 29, 2005

This is it — the very last set of photos from Mexico City. I has a great trip there, and I hope you’ve enjoyed the photos at least 10% as much as I enjoyed taking them. What follows is photos of the ruins of the ancient Aztec Templo Mayor, the center of life in old Tenochtitlan. If you haven’t figured out by now that clicking zooms, then I have no idea what to do with you. Read on…

Mexico City Cathedral

Aug 27, 2005

While, someday soon, we may actually have textual content, for the moment I’m not in the mood. So, more pics from Mexico City. Don’t worry; there’s only one gallery of these left (and four from my trip to Baltimore). If you click on these photos, Smugmug will offer you many added features. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Mexico City Ninos Heroes Photos

Aug 23, 2005

One of Mexico’s most famous recent monuments (that is, excepting the Aztec and Maya ruins) is the Ninos Heroes in the Bosque de Chapultepec. It’s a very proud monument for such a sad story. I’ve done my best to take proud, nationalist photos of it, despite being from the nation that inspired the cadets’ jetteé. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Mexico City Castillo de Chapultepec Photos

Aug 20, 2005

In Mexico City’s Bosque de Chapultepec you’ll find the Castillo de Chapultepec, home of many of Mexico’s governments, including the initial Revolutionary government, Emperor Maximilian, and most of the Governors-General. It’s a bizarre hodgepodge of various styles of architecture, with components obviously built by experienced military men with an eye for a defensive position, and components built imitating the styles of the grand French chateaux. The Castillo has a great view of the whole city and is definitely where I’ll make my home, when I’m king. Read on…

Mexico City Bosque de Chapultepec Photos

Aug 19, 2005

The Bosque, or forest, is a large area, around a hill, that has stood green since the time of the Aztecs, and which held the rulers of Mexico City from the time of the Conquistadors to well after the Revolution. Here are a few pictures I took on my recent trip to el D.F. As usual, click to enlarge, etc. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Rio Beaches PRIME Photos

Aug 17, 2005

I’ve had all of these galleries of photos from South America, but the number one question I get is: “what about those beach babes in thongs on Copacabana and Ipanema in Rio?” Well, this is the entry in which I finally answer that question. Read on…

Churches on Rio PRIME

Aug 14, 2005

For some reason, I’m always inspired to put all of my photos of churches in one album. Certainly, churches make for great photos. Well, here’s the ones I took in Rio. Oh, and for some balance there’s two pictures from a street that was filled with hookers. Not that I took any pictures of the hookers. Just of the street on which the hookers sat. Frankly, Rio hookers scared me. There’s probably a future blog entry on that. Read on…

Fort Copacabana Rio PRIME Photos

Aug 13, 2005

As promised, pictures of the impressive Fort Copacabana in the Rio Harbor. Click to zoom. Read on… (plus 3 Comments)

Corcovado In Rio PRIME Pictures

Aug 9, 2005

One of Rio’s most famous landmarks is the large statue of Christ on the Corcovado mountain. This was one of the banner stops on my second day in Rio. Click to zoom, etc. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Pao de Azucar at Rio de Janeiro PRIME

Aug 6, 2005

Pao de Azucar, or Sugarloaf Mountain, is one of Rio’s major attractions. In our first day of sun, we climbed up the mountain and took in our first sights of the city. Click to buy mousepads from Smugmug, etc. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Churrasco in São Paulo PRIME Pictures

Aug 6, 2005

Brazil is famous for its Churrasco — all-you-can-eat barbecued meats served tableside by waitrons bearing skewers of the food and sabers to cut out the portions. I especially recommend the chicken hearts; drink with copious guaraná. (Click to enlarge photos.) Read on…

São Paulo Churches PRIME Pictures

Aug 3, 2005

São Paulo has some lovely churches in it. As mentioned here, these include a lovely old cathedral and and old cemetery, both in the middle of the downtown commercial district. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

São Paulo PRIME Pictures

Aug 2, 2005

As I promised, pictures of São Paulo are finally here. Enjoy! (And click to zoom or order prints of the pretty ones.) Read on…

More Santiago PRIME Pictures

Aug 1, 2005

These are from the Cerro Santa Lucia, which I wrote about with (hopefully) some minimal skill here. As usual, click to enlarge! Read on…

Santiago PRIME Pictures

Jul 30, 2005

As long promised, my pictures from PRIME. Presented without commentary, because I already provided a lot of that (which you can read here and here and here if you want). Read on…

Charm City

Jul 17, 2005

Since I’ve apparently traveled about everywhere else this summer, I thought I’d try going back home to Baltimore. Yes, the one in Maryland. Not to be confused with Boston or with Bangor (I’ve had it confused with both). What better city to introduce someone you care about than Charm City? Read on… (plus 3 Comments)

The People With The Bags

Jul 14, 2005

I’ve been traveling a lot lately, and there’s a certain set of my fellow travelers who stand out. It’s not the people with kids, or the businessmen in their suits, or the harried wives dragging along irresponsible husbands who have no idea how to manage any complex task in their lives apart from golf, it’s not even the four rows of people behind me on an earlier flight who were obviously related because all four generations of these blondes had exactly the same hairstyle. No, it’s the people with the bags, those two large wheel-on bags that the rest of us check and that they, somehow, have the gumption to try to squeeze into the overhead compartments. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Camino Real Hotel Mexico City

Jul 11, 2005

Strangely enough, one of my more popular entries (insofar as it seems to turn up in my top-visited pages in my logs) is my photo entry on Houston’s Hotel Derek. In the spirit of that entry, here’s my experience at Mexico City’s Hotel Camino Real, the stylish hotel I stayed at in Mexico City. Read on…

Gluttony al Pastor

Jul 3, 2005

Today I ate eight tacos al pastor. With yesterday’s two tortas, that makes this an all-Mexican street food (and tourism)weekend, which is a good weekend in my book. I just wish the fruit sellers hadn’t closed up shop yesterday before I could get some of that good-looking, fresh mango with chile powder. Read on… (plus 5 Comments)

Getting Back Up To Speed

Jun 30, 2005

When I was in Brazil, I frequently was stuck sitting in the front seat of cabs. For some strange reason, even though the cabs were tiny, even though all of them had some major instrument out of service (speedometer, fuel, or, in one case a functional-but-not-useful generic turn indicator that flashed a two-headed arrow whenever the driver signalled), even though the cabs were all driven at a high rate of speed, even though the cabs followed too close, didn’t attend to the lanes painted on the road, and even though the cabs just blew through red lights after dark, I never was particularly scared. And, yes, I took the cabs before I got drinking too. But, today, taking a cab from the Mexico City airport to my hotel. I was scared out of my gourd. Clutching the hanging front-seat seatbelt for dear life. Staring at my feet so that I didn’t have to look out the window at my onrushing doom. Read on… (plus 1 Comments)

Garotas Brasileras

Jun 18, 2005

Ever since I got back from PRIME, people have complimented me on my sagacity in traveling to Brazil. “Wow,” they say, “weren’t those Brazilian chicks hot?” And all I can do is sigh, because, no, Brazilian women aren’t really more attractive than American women. Read on…

PRIME: Eu Falo um Poco de Português

Jun 2, 2005

I’m very happy that I took the time to learn a little bit of Portuguese before traveling to Brazil. Having the ability to understand, and to communicate with, many of the people I met there really improved my trip. Of course, it also got me stuck riding in the front of cabs and talking to cabbies, so it wasn’t all upside. Read on…

PRIME: Chile vs. Brazil Deathmatch

May 31, 2005

We got to see two countries. Both were pretty cool! But which should I go back to (or, maybe, go back to first)? Let’s figure this out for once and for all with this one-on-one deathmatch between these two South American countries. Read on…

PRIME Brazil: Fort Copacabana

May 27, 2005

So there was this flu-like thing that was making its way slowly through the whole PRIME group; I got it two weeks ago. Fortunately it only lasted a day and a half (as compared to up to a week for other people), but, as soon as I felt better, I went out for churrascaria and several caipirhinas, and that was pushing it too hard; the flu turned into a stomach thing that laid me up for most of another day. So, today I took it easy, walking down Copacabana beach to the beautiful Fort Copacabana. Read on…

PRIME Brazil: The Sights of Rio

May 25, 2005

Vacation at last. After a week of PRIME activities, a day of travel, and, admittedly, a day by myself in São Paulo, it’s finally time to really get free and have fun! Read on…

PRIME Brazil: Samba!

May 25, 2005

With fortune on our side, some members of my little group in Rio made friends with some locals, and said locals invited us out for dinner and dancing at a Samba club. And I have discovered why Brazillians are so skinny: Samba! Read on…

PRIME Brazil: São Paulo -- Chicken Hearts, Being "That Guy", Pinacoteca, and Leaving São Paulo

May 23, 2005

I’ve been a bad blogger! But I’ve been a busy traveler. So here’s the update for the last three days of São Paulo, including one day of PRIME class; one day of walking around the city; and, of course, travelling to Rio de Janeiro, from whence I am posting. Read on…

PRIME Brazil: Leavin' 'Em Speechless

May 19, 2005

“I have no questions. I have nothing to add.” That’s what you want to hear from the CEO of a major cable TV company after you’ve presented to him, and that’s what my PRIME consulting team got from the president of Brazillian cable leader NET Serviços. Two days in Brazil, four fun and interesting site visits, some good food, and a funny tour guide — plus that positive response — how can you do better? Read on…

Santiago PRIME, Day 3

May 16, 2005

Today I made a mistake. We went to the Vinos Concha y Toro vineyard, and I thought we’d be there just for meetings and speeches; instead, we got a tour of the whole complex. And me not with my camera! So there will be no photos of Concha y Toro. Nor will there be — and I doubt you’ll be unhappy about this — any photos of the teams presenting to Bice Bank or Banco Santander Santiago. (Yes, we are here to give real actual consulting presentations!) Read on… (plus 2 Comments)

Santiago PRIME, Day 2

May 15, 2005

Santiago is very European town; it could pass for a French or Spanish city, with parts of historical beauty and parts of awful ’80s architecture and parts of deteriorating ’50s concrete buildings. The people are also very European, with only, apparently, the road workers and cooks showing much Indian ethnic background. This makes for a very different feel than most of Latin America — especially Mexico, to which I’m somewhat used — and it means that Santiago mostly lacks the “exotic” women I typically go for. Also, it’s not that I’m all that, but I’m kind of used to the Mexican women checking me out. In fact, I’ve been hit on even in front of the Wonderful Girlfriend. Maybe it’s the camera around my neck, or the little memo pad in which I take notes, or the not-in-style clothes, but the women in Santiago won’t even make eye contact. Apart from that, this town is a ton of fun. Read on…

Bienvenidos á PRIME Chile!

May 14, 2005

Welcome to day #1 of my PRIME trip. It’s 8:30pm and it’s almost time for dinner in Santiago, Chile. Read on…