28 Days Later
Jun 29, 2003 in Reviews
Were I a real movie reviewer, I’d start this out with a thorough retrospective of the zombie movie genre and also weave in an overview of the difficulties of importing… Read on…
My Very First Pest Infestation!
Jun 28, 2003 in Garden
Into every green garden a little bit of nasty killer beasties must fall I guess. This week, instead of growing fast enough to take over the world, my spearmint and… Read on…
Splendaiferous
Jun 27, 2003 in Food
My latest purchase: low-fat cranberry juice sweetened with this stuff called Splenda. It’s apparently made directly from sugar, but doesn’t contain a lot of the stuff in sugar. This being… Read on…
Emergency Backup Chicken Strips
Jun 26, 2003 in Food
A defining feature of my recent life is dietary restrictions. I’m allergic to something (not yet determined, so I avoid a lot), and my girlfriend’s on the Atkins diet. There’s… Read on…
Junior: Resurrection
Jun 19, 2003 in Junior
I just watched most of Alien: Resurrection for the first time. And, frankly, it occurred to me, as I was watching the movie and as my bird was sitting in… Read on…
Bruce Almighty
Jun 18, 2003 in Reviews
I wasn’t sure for, like, three days what I thought of this movie. Don’t get me wrong, I had a good time watching it. It made me laugh and stuff…. Read on…
Ouchie I Broke My Orthopedic Pieces
Jun 17, 2003 in Various Frailties
Yea, verily, for I have been accursed by the Lord, and he hath burthen’d me with feet that are in the shape of a Z, or so sayeth the expensive… Read on…
You, Too, Can Get Rich Selling Crap At The Supermarket
Jun 11, 2003 in Things To Avoid
Today, at Ralph’s for canned tuna, I saw rise in front of me in much the same way the apes in 2001 saw the monolith rise in front of them,… Read on…
Cooking With Wade
Jun 11, 2003 in Food
Hello, and welcome to Cooking With Wade! For those of you who like to prepare a whole week’s worth of food in advance, and have every meal ready before… Read on…
2 Fast, 2 Furious
Jun 9, 2003 in Reviews
Ain’t that the worst headline ever? Well, it’s late and I’m not feeling that original. I have to admit I came to this film (2 Fast, 2 Furious) expecting the… Read on…
Um... The Oven
Jun 8, 2003 in Food
I cleaned the oven today, and, um, I don’t really have any amusing anecdotes about that. Spray on, grime off. Oh, so here’s an idea. Now, a lot of the… Read on…
Le Nettoyage
Jun 6, 2003 in Otherwise Uncategorized
So today I cleaned part of the kitchen. Part of a whole new plan I’ve developed for myself to designate tasks around the house that I need to be doing… Read on…